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    Championship Cup Eldred is on a distinguished road Eldred's Avatar
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    ...on a side note, Elin Nordegren's twin sister gonna have difficulties finding a potential suitor. (I'm not saying boyfriends here) "Hi I'm Jim.. I own a couple of Tim Horton's franchises.." Is not gonna cut it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sakuraba View Post
    I know if I were ever to come face to "face" with the Tiger, he'd be staring down my adam's apple.

    Think of me as Ernie
    Tiger is 6'1" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_Woods

    Ernie is 6'3" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Els

    Kinda makes a difference when Tiger is about 5-6 feet behind him........a little thing called perspective http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perspective_(visual)

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    nope. Not sure I would like to always be in the spotlight no matter what I shoot.
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    Today, I was reminded of this post.
    I would like to revise my earlier answer to "Hell No"!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rezadue View Post
    Today, I was reminded of this post.
    I would like to revise my earlier answer to "Hell No"!
    Yep, ditto.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sillywilly View Post
    i love my family to much to give them up... i'm fine right where i am :0
    you can divorce Elin, marry your wife, and adopt your former family. then you could hook up Tiger (who is in your former self's body) with Elin. so basically everything stays the same, except you are now black & rich, and Tiger is white and living in Ottawa.

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    Right now no

    however 6 months ago .....maybe
    I got a fever. And the only prescription is more golf equipment.

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    I would for sure. I don't even like Elin...I would come back to O-town, steal Tiger's girl, who would be my present wife and buy an island and live happily ever after! Karma's a B!$*H TIGER!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quinner View Post
    I would for sure. I don't even like Elin...I would come back to O-town, steal Tiger's girl, who would be my present wife and buy an island and live happily ever after! Karma's a B!$*H TIGER!!!
    That sounds like a solid plan to me

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    Didn't you fellas hear the latest----he's now starting a baseball team-----apparently the count is now up to 9

    Now figure this out. He is a great golfer---just think how good he could have been if he was not out around.
    Does the 2nd hole-n-one come easier ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by big mac View Post
    Didn't you fellas hear the latest----he's now starting a baseball team-----apparently the count is now up to 9
    ....or maybe he's building a golf course. Seem's he's finished the front 9.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KDMcC View Post
    ....or maybe he's building a golf course. Seem's he's finished the front 9.

    I hope the back nine is a little nicer. The first nine holes haven't been all that spectacular. He's made some holes with some nice mounding and sloping, but that's about it so far.
    "A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Johnny69 View Post
    I hope the back nine is a little nicer. The first nine holes haven't been all that spectacular. He's made some holes with some nice mounding and sloping, but that's about it so far.
    Must......resist.......
    I got a fever. And the only prescription is more golf equipment.

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    Easy fellas. Keep it PG please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilroy View Post
    Easy fellas. Keep it PG please.

    Absolutely, just couldn't resist that one.
    "A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hacker View Post
    Tiger is 6'1" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_Woods

    Ernie is 6'3" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Els

    Kinda makes a difference when Tiger is about 5-6 feet behind him........a little thing called perspective http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perspective_(visual)
    I never saw this until today.
    Saying you're 6'1" doesn't make it so. My driver's license has me listed at 2 meters, 5 centimeters, thats 6'7", and thats not accurate.
    When Charles Barkley was playing in the NBA he was listed at 6'7" when in fact he's about 6'4".
    I'm just saying that judging from the videos and pictures I've seen, and the people I've seen him with, he doesn't appear to be over 6 feet tall to me.
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    I stood maybe 3 feet from him at the presidents cup, I'm 6' 1" and we're approx the same height. We didn't have time to do the old back-2-back but he's pretty close to 6 1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dbleber View Post
    I stood maybe 3 feet from him at the presidents cup, I'm 6' 1" and we're approx the same height. We didn't have time to do the old back-2-back but he's pretty close to 6 1.
    I think you're right, I did some google image searching, and found a couple Ryder Cup Team photos, & I think he is about 6 feet. I don't remember why I started this argument, was it Reza saying he's built like a nfl d-back?
    Doesn't matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sakuraba View Post
    I think you're right, I did some google image searching, and found a couple Ryder Cup Team photos, & I think he is about 6 feet. I don't remember why I started this argument, was it Reza saying he's built like a nfl d-back?
    Doesn't matter.

    I have not been true to my values and the behavior this thread deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect.
    I can attest to the bolded part!
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    Are you accepting my apology, Rez? Semi-back on topic, in that pic up there from Isleworth v Lake Nona, why is our forum's own NoBack caddying for Retief??
    Andrew

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    I sincerely wouldn't trade places with him. I love having my daughter's respect. As soon as these kids are old enough to google their dad, they are going to feel pretty badly about the humiliation their mom has been handed. Paying for it, cruising the IHOP, geez Louise...

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