my girlfriend caught me

[nokids]

On most nights, my girlfriend and I sleep in separate rooms. She likes to have the tv on while she sleeps, i like quiet darkness. I snore, she doesn't share the bed; anyways you get the idea.

The other day I took my Scotty Cameron SS Newport 2 with me to bed. I was feeling the shape of it in the dark. It was bonding time between me and my precious. I wanted to memorize every curve on that tool, become one with it.

I began to fall asleep and put the putter next to me on the bed. My girlfriend came into my bedroom to tell me something and she flipped on the light and saw me sleeping next to my putter. She says: "You're sleeping with your golf clubs now? You're sick".

I was going to say "Honey it's not what you think it is." But I dont think she would have understood. So i just went back to sleep with my putter.

[dhacker1956]

I WHOLEHEARTEDLY agree with your GF's assessment!!!

[nokids]

at least i dont talk to my putter.

[dhacker1956]

But you caress it!!! Which is worse!

[nokids]

i'm studying it.

[314314]

Not yet...

at least i dont talk to my putter.

[bNeill]

it happens to the best of us..

[Hacker]

That's just wrong, on soooo many levels

[goochy]

I fell asleep with my driver once...I prefer the fuller figure

[nokids]

I fell asleep with my driver once...I prefer the fuller figure

ah yes, that volumptuous driver.

[sharkshooter]

On most nights, my girlfriend and I sleep in separate rooms. She likes to have the tv on while she sleeps, i like quiet darkness. I snore, she doesn't share the bed; anyways you get the idea. .

That's why you have nokids.

The other day I took my Scotty Cameron SS Newport 2 with me to bed. I was feeling the shape of it in the dark. It was bonding time between me and my precious. I wanted to memorize every curve on that tool, become one with it.

I began to fall asleep and put the putter next to me on the bed. My girlfriend came into my bedroom to tell me something and she flipped on the light and saw me sleeping next to my putter. She says: "You're sleeping with your golf clubs now? You're sick".

At least she didn't grab the driver, knock out your teeth, and chase you down the driveway with it, causing you to hit a fire hydrant and a tree...


Or, did she?

[nokids]

At least she didn't grab the driver, knock out your teeth, and chase you down the driveway with it, causing you to hit a fire hydrant and a tree...

Or, did she?

no, my gf is not norwegian.

[sillywilly]

She would have left you if she found you with this putter...

[nokids]

bwhaaha

[BirdieMan]

hahah.. epic!!!!

[folger5]

should have offered scotty dinner and a movie first!!

[Tullamore]

yo - no kids you're ** up! in a good way when i say this!
hence that' s why there are no kids! - when u come home do u say - Luuucy I'm home? - (I love Lucy FYI)