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03-07-2002 10:43 PM #1
I Am Canadian
I AM CANADIAN!
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.
She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now really angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a crappy hockey player, and your dad was a crappy hockey player. Would that mean that you're a crappy hockey player too?"
A pause, and the little girl smiles.
Says Kristen, "Nope! That'd mean I'm an American."
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