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  1. 08-27-2007 10:48 AM #1
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    Talking Medical Definitions!

    Guts and Balls - The Medical Distinction We've all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
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    Lol and you still get the couch, not the floor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by little brit View Post
    Lol and you still get the couch, not the floor?

    Bugsy knows there is no thought filter on Indio, so she has learned to give me A LOT of leeway
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    Me too. How is this a golf joke?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Kilbank View Post
    Me too. How is this a golf joke?
    He was supposed to be on a golf outing? So I can't read......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Kilbank View Post
    Me too.
    a not so subtled warning?
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