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  1. 07-06-2007 03:35 PM #1
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    Exclamation Hi! New golfer here...

    Hi, there.
    I may actually be a little premature in even joining the forums here, as I haven't actually played a round of golf yet , but what the heck.

    I am planning, however, to give the game a try. I was gifted an ancient (read: woods made of wood) set of clubs, I've just finished reading Golf for Dummies (stop laughing, I'm serious), and I've been to the range a few times.

    At first glance, this seems like a friendly community for me to harass and assault with stupid questions, and perhaps even find someone to play golf with once in a while (unfortunately, none of my friends play golf).

    So here I am and there goes the neighbourhood!
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  2. 07-06-2007 03:51 PM #2
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    Welcome aboard and congrats on taking up an awsome game..
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  3. 07-06-2007 03:56 PM #3
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    welcome to the site.

    Peace, Love, and Good Golf.

    PS. there are no such thing as stupid questions
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  4. 07-06-2007 04:10 PM #4
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    The only stuppid questions are the ones you didn't ask...

    Welcome!
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  5. 07-06-2007 05:19 PM #5
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    Welcome to the community! Trust me, if you saw half of my posts, you would not hesitate to post ANYTHING in here
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  6. 07-06-2007 05:37 PM #6
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    I saw half your posts, and you are correct.
    Life dinnae come wit gimmies so yuv got nae chance o' gitt'n any from me.
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  7. 07-06-2007 06:55 PM #7
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    Welcome, This site is awesome and so is the game, although it may cause major emotional meltdowns occasionally. It is still worth it.
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  8. 07-06-2007 09:19 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indio View Post
    Welcome to the community! Trust me, if you saw half of my posts, you would not hesitate to post ANYTHING in here
    Just half of your posts?

    Welcome to the new golfer. Real wood woods eh? Well let me say, if you read the poll I put together you will see there are actually some of us old farts who have used real wood drivers and 3 woods!
    Of course that does not mean we are all old. Just Indio!

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  9. 07-07-2007 12:01 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Kilbank View Post
    I saw half your posts, and you are correct.
    Hey, where is the smiley after you said that?????
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  10. 07-07-2007 12:03 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Golfbum View Post
    Just half of your posts?
    Well at least you put a smiley .......
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  11. 07-07-2007 12:51 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Kilbank View Post
    I saw half your posts, and you are correct.
    Quote Originally Posted by Indio View Post
    Hey, where is the smiley after you said that?????
    LMAO!!
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  12. 07-07-2007 12:53 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarred Perl View Post
    LMAO!!
    All the nice things I have said about yoyu in here.... I take them all back!
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  13. 07-07-2007 01:01 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indio View Post
    All the nice things I have said about yoyu in here.... I take them all back!
    If i recall correctly mon ami, youve havent given me nothing but flack...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarred Perl View Post
    If i recall correctly mon ami, youve havent given me nothing but flack...

    Junior Junior Junior.... with a response like that I was obviously right to do it !
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  15. 07-07-2007 08:47 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indio View Post
    Junior Junior Junior.... with a response like that I was obviously right to do it !

    well you know the occasional, "Hey Jarred have you lost weight?" or "Thats a really nice shirt" would do sometimes you know.... you say you love me but you never show it LMAO!
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  16. 07-07-2007 08:55 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indio View Post
    All the nice things I have said about yoyu in here.... I take them all back!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jarred Perl View Post
    well you know the occasional, "Hey Jarred have you lost weight?" or "Thats a really nice shirt" would do sometimes you know.... you say you love me but you never show it LMAO!

    So, how long have you two been married?
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  17. 07-07-2007 09:11 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skiddlydidly View Post
    So, how long have you two been married?
    wise guy eh....

    you'll know who puts up with him, she makes it very well known...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skiddlydidly View Post
    So, how long have you two been married?
    Ohhhhhh, I can see that someone is fitting in well already

    Welcome aboard the board Skiddlydidly - as others have already said, don't hesitate to ask any question that may pop into your mind.........we already have a forum Idiot and he takes his title very seriously so any stupid thing that you may ask or do, HE can top
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  19. 07-07-2007 10:42 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skiddlydidly View Post
    So, how long have you two been married?
    Oh---I'm going to love this guy My God with a handle like "Skiddlydidly" how can he miss? -------and he's quick too! A big welcome
    Does the 2nd hole-n-one come easier ?
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  20. 07-07-2007 01:37 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarred Perl View Post
    well you know the occasional, "Hey Jarred have you lost weight?" or "Thats a really nice shirt" would do sometimes you know.... you say you love me but you never show it LMAO!
    Yeah but you have not lost weight and that shirt is disturbing How's the deal on yoru Spin Mills coming along? I am still waiting for a confirmation in regards to that!
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  21. 07-07-2007 03:00 PM #21
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    well I'm back to playing to a 9 handicap all of a sudden, so the bag isnt going anywhere as of yet... ill keep you posted Rickers

    sorry to thread jack skiddlydidly
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    Thanks for the welcome, everyone.
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  23. 07-07-2007 05:18 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skiddlydidly View Post
    So, how long have you two been married?
    Nah, (s)he is not the marrying type, waaaaay to high maintenance! Always looking to hear how slim (s)he looks and how nice the clothes look
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    Junior is our own Ian Poulter. Stylin Fo shizzle!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Kilbank View Post
    Junior is our own Ian Poulter. Stylin Fo shizzle!
    Ian Poulter? I was thinking more like Jesper Parnevik or Duffy Waldorf!
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    Have you seen Poulter?

    Perhaps Jonny Miller? Let's chip in and buy Junior a wide white belt!
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    you guys think your sooooooooooo funny eh....

    btw. i have a white belt,
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    I rest my case!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Kilbank View Post
    Have you seen Poulter?

    Perhaps Jonny Miller? Let's chip in and buy Junior a wide white belt!

    Hey Hey, I am 51 and I have a WHITE BELT! It is not a wide one like JM used to wear but it sure looks fine with my plaid shorts! Plus I just bought a pair of white shorts. Wardrobe is near complete now!

    Some of us have fashion sense and some just do not!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Golfbum View Post
    Hey Hey, I am 51 and I have a WHITE BELT! It is not a wide one like JM used to wear but it sure looks fine with my plaid shorts! Plus I just bought a pair of white shorts. Wardrobe is near complete now!

    Some of us have fashion sense and some just do not!
    And just which catagory do you believe you fall into?
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