The Thread About Nothing

[Hacker]

Seinfield was one of my all time favorite shows and as any Seinfield fan knows, Jerry was very proud of the fact that Seinfield was a show about nothing.

So I thought that I'd start a thread about nothing and see where it goes - There is really only one rule - you can't stay on topic for more than 3 or 4 posts.

I would expect healthly doses of sarcasm, silliness, off the wall comments, rhetoric and just plain old-fashioned humour (at least from those with a sence of humour).....

So in the immortal words of Larry the Cable Guy let's Git-R-Done!!

I'll start with a Golf Haiku :

Three-foot downhill putt
Just keeps going and going
Now six feet dumb game.

[Chieflongtee]

at least from those with a sence of humour

Say Newman. Isn't it a scent of humour or a sense of humor.

[Hacker]

Say Newman. Isn't it a scent of humour or a sense of humor.

What's wrong chief, don't ya speak type-o??

Everyone is doing it this days

[Chieflongtee]

Everyone is doing it this days

Jarhead must be your Guru I bet you dance like Elaine or you pretend to be a marine biologist after suffering from shrinkage.

[Hacker]

Jarhead must be your Guru I bet you dance like Elaine or you pretend to be a marine biologist after suffering from shrinkage.

I don't know a Jarhead, but I always liked Jughead from the Archie Comics ..........everyone knows that white boys can't dance and I'm proud to be a Biochemist - friends don't let friends Arts.............or marine biology for that matter

As for shrinkage, I never get overly concerned about shrinkage because at my age things return their normal dimensions quite quickly - I hear that there is a little purple pill that can help speed the process for those who may desire to speed this "up"

[covanant]

Ever heard of those guys that get erections lasting for days?
I dont like those odds

[Chieflongtee]

Apparently it is one of the side effects of steroids.

[covanant]

Apparently it is one of the side effects of steroids.

Really?
I was refering to the purple pills. Viagra.

[TWoody]

Really?
I was refering to the purple pills. Viagra.

Which one calls the doctor if it lasts for longer than 6 hours??????
TWoody

[Hacker]

Ever heard of those guys that get erections lasting for days?
I dont like those odds

Kinda brings a whole new meaning to the term "Scared stiff"

[covanant]

Kinda brings a whole new meaning to the term "Scared stiff"

i can see this thread getting edited very soon!
Lets keep her going.....

I need some nice weather,because my car is starting to stink..need to clean it out i mean

[Kilroy]

Please keep it clean fellas.

[covanant]

Please keep it clean fellas.

Sorry Dan,we will do our best,but untill Richard gets in on it?

[Hacker]

i can see this thread getting edited very soon!
Lets keep her going.....

I need some nice weather,because my car is starting to stink..need to clean it out i mean

No kidding, why is it that the salt stains just refuse to dissolve away when I try to clean the carpets in the car?? There must be some bizzare chemical reaction going on between the road salt and the carpet fibres

[Chieflongtee]

There must be some bizzare chemical reaction going on between the road salt and the carpet fibres

See we.re keeping it clean. The cars I mean. Try some vinegar Hack.

[Hacker]

There must be some bizzare chemical reaction going on between the road salt and the carpet fibres

See we.re keeping it clean. The cars I mean. Try some vinegar Hack.

I've heard that before Chief - have you tried it? Any discolouration?

I've used CLR in the past, but it is pretty strong stuff.......

[covanant]

Why not just trade in a couple of Scotty's and get a new car

[covanant]

Boiling water works.

[Chieflongtee]

Have not tried it yet. However I got this Sears upholstery cleaning machine that uses hot water(not boiling) and that did not work. The vinegar is the next experiment. Some of the cleaners downtown use it on hallway carpets.

[MusicMan]

What's wrong chief, don't ya speak type-o??

Everyone is doing it this days

see i knew i was cool!

[Andy4Par]

see i knew i was cool!

don't you mean kewl!!

[MusicMan]

Coolio like Miles Davis or Jimmy Page no one can touch me

[jonf]

there once was a man from nantucket

[MusicMan]

So I says to Jon, I says Jon ya cant be wearing a Sens jersey when rockin out on a Les Paul, its not very rock and roll...

[Chieflongtee]

Here I sit broken hearted.

[jonf]

who else here thinks 300 is the most spectacular movie of all time

[Kilroy]

Do Martians even have elbows?

[Indio]

No but Martini's help bend elbows

[Kilroy]

Shaken, not stirred.

[The Saint]

Anybody want a cat?