• Men: A putter plunger to help pick up your ball without bending over. If you can't bend over hire a caddy.
  • Women: Those giant visors sometimes flaunting a bow on the front. They are WAY too big and obnoxious, and could be hazardous in a strong wind.
  • Coloured golf balls. There is still some tradition left in golf and neon balls that help you find your wayward shots are not part of the tradition.
  • Iron club covers. They are not necessary, remember they are called irons for a reason.
  • Anything that says "I Love Golf" on it. Come on now, there is no reason to advertise you're a dork.
  • A mechanical clicker to keep your score. If you can't count to ten and you need to, you've probably forgotten your tee time as well.