This local parish priest decides he's going to improve his game the next time he plays. When he goes into the proshop he asks the pro if he could play a round with him, just to get a few pointers. The pro agrees and leaves the shop with the priest. All through the round the pro gives the priest little tips on his grip and his swing. The priest plays remarkably and shoots a 95, his best score ever. Filled with pride he thanks the pro after the game. The pro coughs gently and says, "excuse me father but my fee for a lesson on the course is 40 dollars." The priest is aghast and sputters for a few seconds before reaching into his pocket for the money. He says to the pro, "why don't you bring your parents down to the parish and I'll marry them for you!"