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    Scotsman at a baseball game

    A Scotsman moves to Canada and attends his first baseball game.

    The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and

    then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run"

    The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again

    cheers "RUN RUN".

    The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans.

    The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls: "Walk.

    The batter starts his slow trot to first base.

    The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy ***, RRUNN!

    The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.

    A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains,

    "He can't run -- he's got four balls.

    The Scot stands up and screams: "Walk with pride, Laddie!"

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    Is that suppose to be funny

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    I had several responses up my sleeve but I'll go the diplomatic route and say , sorry if I offended you and or your heritage

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    did you not see my tongue in cheek smillie then , anyway we dont get offended we just get even

    be honest its a crap joke really

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    being of half Irish and half Scottish descent I guess the Irish humor took control of my brain

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    go europe go

    please tell me your on the european side of the fence in the ryder cup

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    to be honest there are players on both teams I like and dislike , I am cheering for a close competition that comes down to the final match. Almost any other sport I'd pick a side but not for this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottishgolf View Post
    did you not see my tongue in cheek smillie then , anyway we dont get offended we just get even

    be honest its a crap joke really
    I second that. Not even a kid would laugh at that

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