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    Cool 10 best caddie comments

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    Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"


    # 9
    Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.

    # 8
    Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

    # 7
    Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy : "Eventually."

    # 6
    Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."



    # 5
    Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of
    a distraction.." Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."


    # 4
    Golfer: "How do you like my game ?" Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."


    # 3
    Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."


    # 2
    Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

    And the # 1 Best Caddy Comment..... Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.*

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    Very funny, Craig.

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    I love those, now who would best deliver these on camera, I vote for the deadpan actor from rules of engagement and who played "Puddy" in Seinfeld, Patrick Warburton
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    I am abidextrous, I once golfed right-handed and now I shoot left-handed just as badly!

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    good top 10 for letterman if he has a golfer on
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    I could see Robin Williams doing these - with his scot accent as the golfer - gotta see his golf stand up (youtube it) - its hilarious!

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