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08-17-2009 04:53 PM #1
10 best caddie comments
# 10
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
# 9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.
# 8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
# 7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy : "Eventually."
# 6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
# 5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of
a distraction.." Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
# 4
Golfer: "How do you like my game ?" Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
# 3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
# 2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
And the # 1 Best Caddy Comment..... Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.*
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08-17-2009 05:43 PM #2
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08-20-2009 10:50 AM #3
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I love those, now who would best deliver these on camera, I vote for the deadpan actor from rules of engagement and who played "Puddy" in Seinfeld, Patrick Warburton
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08-20-2009 11:35 AM #4
good top 10 for letterman if he has a golfer on
willy
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08-22-2009 07:10 AM #5
I could see Robin Williams doing these - with his scot accent as the golfer - gotta see his golf stand up (youtube it) - its hilarious!
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