My next purchase-A must read

[Chieflongtee]

Subject: Golf Book


Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 4 years
putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the
results and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family to
help me out.

I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and
insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle and
experience. I'm hopeful you find this a useful tool to help you enjoy your
game that much more as you enjoy the great outdoors.

The cost is only $9.95 and can be ordered by simply sending certified funds
to my address. Don't wait until they're all gone


Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from
the tee .

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker.

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank.

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger.

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management.

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round.

Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod.

Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water.

Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th..

Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight.

Chapter 14-When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome.

Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee.

Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.

Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt.

Chapter 18 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever.

Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique.

Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and
Give her a $3 Tip, but will balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and stiff the
Bartender.

[Marcos]

Sounds like a best seller to me André.LOL.Good stuff....

[mcgoo]

I want to buy copy #1

[LBH]

I wrote chapters 10 and 19

[The Saint]

Duuuude you submitted this in 2007...... The first thing to go they say is the memory
It's a good read.... but 6 times???

http://forum.ottawagolf.com/showthread.php?t=31816

Three times in 2006

http://forum.ottawagolf.com/showthread.php?t=20571
http://forum.ottawagolf.com/showthread.php?t=16396
http://forum.ottawagolf.com/showthread.php?t=12177

Twice in 2005

http://forum.ottawagolf.com/showthread.php?t=11269

The original from Dan
http://forum.ottawagolf.com/showthread.php?t=9200

[mcgoo]

I don't want to buy anymore if it is that old, like the clubs he sells.

[Chieflongtee]

Duuuude you submitted this in 2007...... The first thing to go they say is the memory
It's a good read.... but 6 times???

http://forum.ottawagolf.com/showthread.php?t=31816

Three times in 2006

http://forum.ottawagolf.com/showthread.php?t=20571
http://forum.ottawagolf.com/showthread.php?t=16396
http://forum.ottawagolf.com/showthread.php?t=12177

Twice in 2005

http://forum.ottawagolf.com/showthread.php?t=11269

The original from Dan
http://forum.ottawagolf.com/showthread.php?t=9200

I want you to buy it and I want to up my post count

[Chieflongtee]

I don't want to buy anymore if it is that old, like the clubs he sells.

Next time you ask me for a reshaft with the shaft you already had me pulled twice and reinstalled twice it will not be the usual $10.