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    chuck norris beats jack bauer!!!

    When jack bauer lost his car keys, he tortured himslef for 30 minutes until he knew the exact location of the keys. Chuck Norris stole his keys and his car.

    Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas. The boogeyman checks his closet for
    Jack Bauer. Guns don't kill people, Jack Bauer kills people. Wait, these are Chuck Norris jokes with Jack Bauer's name, You have to steal Chuck Norris jokes to be funny.

    Chuck Norris fought the law and the law got round house kicked in the face.

    Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his freinds could tell them there was a stripper in it.

    Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer got into a fight. Wait, thats not possible because Jack Bauer doesnt exist.

    Kim Bauer lost her virginity to Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer doesn't have the balls to put it back.

    Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack can't escape a round house kick.

    Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing

    Napolean Dynamyte describes Jack Bauers penis, short and goes off after 30 seconds

    Chuck Norris's favorite colonge is Jack Bauers blood, Steven Segal is a close second

    Chuck Norris let Vince Vaughn play Dodgeball, then he roundhoused kicked him and Ben Stiller in the face

    When a woman thinks about Jack Bauer during sex, it is because they are wondering what a lesbian affair would be like.

    Chuck Norris has no pubic hair because hair doesnt grow on steel silly
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    OK, I'm now officially lost

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    I ....m u s t ....r e s i s t!!!!! ...I almost doubled my post number last time this subject came up

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    chuck norris can slam a revolving door

    chuck norris was born in the house he built with own two hands

    when chuck norris was born only one person cried, the doctor. never slap chuck norris

    chuck norris doesnt get frost bite chuck norris bites frost

    chuck norris doesnt ask for the time he decides it

    there is no such thing as the food chain the are only few creatures wich chuck norris allows to live

    three leading causes of death are cancer, chuck norris and cholesterol

    the helicopter was invented after watching spinning round house kicks in delta force by chuck himself

    the bible will later be renamed chuck and friends

    chuck norris is MY HOMEBOY

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    seriously it is addicting

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