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    new book, "Winning Golf Strategies"

    Here is the Table of Contents from my new book, "Winning Golf Strategies", which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my own years of experience in the game and observations of golfing partners.

    I look forward to your feedback.

    Table of Contents:
    Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
    Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
    Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
    Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank
    Chapter 5 - When to Give the Marshall the Finger
    Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
    Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
    Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
    Chapter 9 - How to Urinate Behind a 4" x 4" Post Undetected.
    Chapter 10 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
    Chapter 11 - How to Find The Ball that Everyone Else Saw Go In The
    Water
    Chapter 12 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care that You Birdied the 5th.
    Chapter 13 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
    Chapter 14 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee
    Chapter 15 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
    While you're Down Three
    Chapter 16 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
    Chapter 17 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
    Chapter 18 - Use a Strong Grip on the Hand Wedge and a Weak Slip on the
    Foot Wedge.
    Chapter 19 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl
    And give her a $3 Tip, but Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff
    The Bartender......

    Chapter 20- What to look for in a good caddie - Big Pockets for Extra
    Balls and a Poor Memory: "Did I have a four or eight?

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    That's an oldie that has been posted here many times before, but I still chuckle a little everytime I see it.
    "A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08

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    Yes, it has been around the block a few times..... but, I think we all can relate to many of the chapters........

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