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    What is the best Conspiracy Theory you have ever heard?

    I would have to say my fav one is...

    A typical suppressed invention story is that of the incredibly efficient automobile carburetor, whose inventor was supposedly killed or hounded into obscurity by petroleum companies desirous to protect their business from an engine that would make their product obsolete. It has been claimed that the Elsbett diesel engine running on plant oil had to put up against unfair competition practices



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    Michelle Wie didn't have an injury when she showed up at her latest attempt to play with the big boys. She just had a bandage wrap on to have a built in excuse for not making the cut again.
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    I've heard of that one.

    Another that makes me laugh is the niccotine in Tim Horton's coffee one.
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    Area 51

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    Another one of my favourites is claims circulating that "Richard" can carry the ball 290 yds.




    **Sorry buddy, just couldn't resist.**
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff Johnston View Post
    Another one of my favourites is claims circulating that "Richard" can carry the ball 290 yds.




    **Sorry buddy, just couldn't resist.**
    .......Checked it out at Snopes.com and found out that the truth is he can't hit it a lick further than 284 carry!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sakuraba View Post
    I've heard of that one.

    Another that makes me laugh is the niccotine in Tim Horton's coffee one.
    it's either nicotine, or nutmeg (which is also extremely addictive). That, or crack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hacker View Post
    Area 51
    You don't believe in area 51???????????

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    I think I heard once that Richard thought he could beat Dan..

    I am not sure if thats a conspiracy or just lunacy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lance LePage View Post
    I think I heard once that Richard thought he could beat Dan..

    I am not sure if thats a conspiracy or just lunacy?
    My vote is LUNACY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarred Perl View Post
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    So what were you doing when he was killed?

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    well i was born in 1986...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarred Perl View Post
    well i was born in 1986...
    So you were a fantasy in your fathers mind then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indio View Post
    So you were a fantasy in your fathers mind then!
    1963.... uh my dad was 1... good try though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarred Perl View Post
    1963.... uh my dad was 1... good try though
    hmmmm, I will leave that one alone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indio View Post
    You don't believe in area 51???????????
    Oh I believe, it's the cover-up that is the conspiracy

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    lol....

    or the first lunar landing...

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    The US trip to the moon may or may not be the greatest conspiracy ever..
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    agreed

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    Bermuda Triangle

    Or for 28 years I actually cared about my job! The truth to that one is coming out now though!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonf View Post
    it's either nicotine, or nutmeg (which is also extremely addictive). That, or crack.
    I heard they use an equally if not more addictive substance called caffeine, but I don't believe it for a second.
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    nah, man, Timmy Ho's is different. Starbucks is the most caffeinated coffee out there. I drink it all the time out here (cuz for some reason there are very few Tim Hortons). Anyway, when I was in ottawa for the summer I had my xl Timmy Ho's every day (with no Starbucks withdrawal symptoms). When I got back out here in the fall, and started going to Starbucks again...it just didn't cut it. It kept my awake fine, but it just didn't satisfy like Tim Hortons. I felt like something was missing. And no, it wasn't the taste...Starbucks tastes pretty damn good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonf View Post
    nah, man, Timmy Ho's is different. Starbucks is the most caffeinated coffee out there. I drink it all the time out here (cuz for some reason there are very few Tim Hortons). Anyway, when I was in ottawa for the summer I had my xl Timmy Ho's every day (with no Starbucks withdrawal symptoms). When I got back out here in the fall, and started going to Starbucks again...it just didn't cut it. It kept my awake fine, but it just didn't satisfy like Tim Hortons. I felt like something was missing. And no, it wasn't the taste...Starbucks tastes pretty damn good.
    If you put cream in your coffee that may be it the Timmys cream is full 18% I am not sure about Starbucks.
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    I thought the conaine in the coke was a good one but turns out its true

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    I think Baltar really is a Cylon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Kilbank View Post
    I think Baltar really is a Cylon.

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    Reading this I was to say the least


    Then I realized it was a Battlestar Gallactica website.....I thought wikipedia at first
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    is that a tv show?

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