Retirement Planning:

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one
year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
Original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00
left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer
one year ago, drank all the beer, then after
you'd drunk the beer, turned in the cans for
the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had
$214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment
advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.