The Toronto Maple Leafs

[Golfbum]

Question: What's the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette machine?
Answer: The cigarette machine has PLAYER'S.

Question: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Answer: They both look good until they hit the ice!

Question: Why doesn't Hamilton have an NHL team?
Answer: Because then Toronto would want one, too

Question: How many Leafs fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Six. One to change the bulb and five to tell everyone else how good the old bulb used to be.

A Canadian peacekeeper is on patrol in the Middle East when he stumbles across a lantern half-buried in the sand. He picks the lantern up, rubs it and out comes a genie. The genie tells the peacekeeper he can grant him one wish - anything he wants. Thinking, the peacekeeper pulls a map of the region out of his back pocket and says he wants nothing more than peace in the region - no more fighting. "Wow," the genie says, "that's a tough one. Do you have anything else?" The peacekeeper thinks a moment and says: "How about the Leafs winning the Stanley Cup?" to which the genie replies: "Let me see that map again.

[SIMMER]

How many Leafs does it take to change a lightbulb?

FORE!