Couple hockey jokes..

[oneputt]

LOL!!!

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Q: "Why were the Leafs still hungry after the Sen's banquet?"

A: "Because they EIGHT-NOTHING."

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There are three hockey fans(a leafs, a sens ,and a habs fan) on their way to the all star game when they notice a women passed out naked in the bushes just off the sidewalk. After some discussion and a decision to call the police the thoughtful sens fan decides to save the women some embarassment and covers her face with his hat so that passers by who might know her will not recognise her while they wait for the police. The habs fan follows suit and decides to place his habs hat over her breasts. The leafs fan then decides to cover her crotch with his leafs hat.

A few minutes later a police officer shows up and the men explain the situation. The officer assures them that he will take care of it, and pull out his note pad. he forst removes the sens hat from her face takes ome notes then replaces it over her face. Next he takes the habs hat off her breast and takes some notes then replaces it. Next he removes the leafs hat from her crotch, takes some notes replaces it then removes it agin takes some more notes. He does thi several times before the sens fan takes exception and says "what the hell are you doing!? are you some kind of sick pervert" The police officer becomes offended and quickly explains "no i'm just really suprised. You see usually when i look underneath a leafs hat i see an *****hole!

[covanant]

Ha Ha BURN!!!!