Names for Golf Shots

A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Rodney King - Over Clubbed
An OJ Simpson - somehow got away with it
A sister in law - up there, but I know that I shouldn't be
A Paula Radcliffe - ugly but a good runner
A Kate Moss - a bit thin
Punching Gerry Adams - hitting a provisional
A Diego Maradonna - very nasty little five footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
A ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems
Putting like a Gynaecologist's assistant - shaving the hole
An Adolph Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker\An Arthur Scargill - great strike, poor result

I'll add one:

FABIO - F*@$#@ Awful But It's OK

A Mick Jagger - huge lip out
A John Wayne Bobbit - left it way short
A Lorena Bobbit - big banana slice (ouch!)
A Jack Nicholson - solid 2-iron

The Maradonna one has got to be my favourite. Good ones Colby! :laughing: :thumbsup

Duck hook = diving mallard