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  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: PG rated golf jokes only please

    PG rated golf jokes only please.

    Started by Kilroy‎, 11-20-2005 07:07 AM
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  1. golf humor etc

    Before reading the neat poem below, here is a little known fact about golf balls. According to Golf World magazine, the average golfer loses two golf balls per round for a worldwide total of approximately 2,465,752 every day. Worried about running out? Don't be. Companies like Titleist are...

    Started by nolrac2‎, 05-28-2016 10:32 PM
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  2. golf humor

    Golf Humour Eileen and her husband Doug went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of...

    Started by nolrac2‎, 05-28-2016 10:30 PM
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  3. Brutal Iron Shot...

    Just brutal..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bR3-tE29Vc

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 12-09-2015 03:18 PM
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    12-10-2015 12:46 AM Go to last post
  4. 2 person trick shot at the range

    Better form than my normal swing :scratchch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYd8KE2Whd8

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 03-11-2014 08:51 AM
    • Replies: 3
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    09-13-2015 12:17 AM Go to last post
  5. David Feherty classics

    A few choice Dave Feherty quotes are below. If you watch golf on TV, he's often an announcer with a distinct Northern Ireland accent and a colorful way of putting things, . . . so to speak. Feherty Quotes: "Fortunately, Rory McIlroy is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the...

    Started by cleek‎, 05-11-2013 10:23 AM
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    07-21-2015 02:14 PM Go to last post
  6. 9 Putts Into One Hole

    9 Putts Into One Hole: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hNZnlcOOz00

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 02-18-2013 04:15 PM
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    05-26-2015 09:05 PM Go to last post
  7. Moved: Left Hand: Titleist 910 D3 9.5 degree with Diamanna 65g Stiff

    Started by cvenne‎, 06-29-2014 12:24 PM
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    07-04-2014 10:26 PM Go to last post
  8. Best Follow-Through Ever?

    :cool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md08xx3n1o4

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 10-02-2013 10:47 PM
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    10-03-2013 09:49 AM Go to last post
  9. Stereotypes: Golf by Dude Perfect

    Enjoy :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PNsMXe170Q#t=85

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 09-04-2013 08:36 AM
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    10-02-2013 10:16 PM Go to last post
  10. God's punishment

    A priest who is also a mad keen golfer is desperate to get a game in after a long snowed in winter. The weather finally clears and the conditions are fine enough to get out for a game, but the only available time was an early Sunday morning clashing with his Sunday Mass duties. He tells a huge...

    Started by Crusty‎, 06-21-2013 03:41 AM
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    06-29-2013 05:26 PM Go to last post
  11. Unfaithful Wife

    A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Kathleen, soon we will be married 30 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 30 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?" Kathleen replied, "Well...

    Started by CaptainHook‎, 05-29-2013 11:25 PM
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  12. Talking 'Dufnering' meme takes Internet by storm

    haha.....awesome! http://www.golf.com/photos/dufnering-meme-takes-internet-storm-jason-dufner-twitter/jason-dufner-keegan-bradley?sct=hp3#332455

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 03-29-2013 06:18 PM
    dufnering, funny, meme, pout, trend
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    03-29-2013 09:30 PM Go to last post
  13. Golf Is War!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyDHaKtROZo&feature=player_embedded#!

    Started by CaptainHook‎, 02-28-2012 05:30 PM
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    03-25-2013 05:14 PM Go to last post
  14. Golf lesson

    A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of...

    Started by syhlif32‎, 12-21-2012 09:42 PM
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  15. Gary Evan's driver spit trick shot

    How do people think up these shots? :laughing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kiWrMoqL6Ps

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 11-20-2012 12:42 PM
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    11-26-2012 05:29 AM Go to last post
  16. No simulation: Sadlowski Destroys Golf Channel Simulator

    BOOM!!! :cool http://www.golfchannel.com/media/sadlowski-destroys-simulator/

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 11-16-2012 07:34 PM
    destroyed, golf channel, long drive, sadlowski, simulator
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    11-16-2012 08:33 PM Go to last post
  17. Trick Shot Challenge with Ian Poulter and World Trick Shot Champion Geoff Swain

    Saw this today online, enjoy! :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ReKQLTeSMbY

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 10-26-2012 12:04 PM
    cool, funny, poulter, shotmaker, tricks
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    10-26-2012 12:04 PM Go to last post
  18. Red face Double Take Comparing professional golfers with their celebrity doppelgangers

    Some of these are pretty good hehe http://www.golfdigest.com/golf/humor/photos-golf-doppelgangers#intro

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 02-16-2012 03:57 PM
    celebrity, compare, doppelgangers, funny, joke
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    02-18-2012 10:38 AM Go to last post
  19. Question Ethics question

    What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes. You had the honor and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of the fairway, leaving a simple six iron to the pin. Your opponent then hits his ball, lofting it...

    Started by Kiwi‎, 02-14-2012 12:01 AM
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    02-16-2012 10:27 AM Go to last post
  20. Saving time at the Golf Course.

    Last week, after a round of golf, we decided to have supper at the clubhouse resturant and after sitting down I noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon...

    Started by Rusty‎, 11-14-2011 03:44 PM
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    01-10-2012 04:32 AM Go to last post
  21. Golf game interrupted

    A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend...

    Started by nokids‎, 09-22-2011 02:49 PM
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    09-30-2011 11:54 PM Go to last post
  22. old couple playing golf

    On Sunday I'm playing golf and we hear an old couple having an arguement on the hole next to us. We couldn't hear what they were arguing about, but we heard the woman say "Why are you questioning me?!" Woman takes off, the man puts his head down and follows the woman. We had a good...

    Started by nokids‎, 08-16-2011 08:45 AM
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    08-19-2011 05:27 PM Go to last post
  23. Dear Diary

    Wifeís Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I...

    Started by Coreythebody‎, 07-25-2011 11:44 AM
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  24. Funny Golf Pics And Videos

    Golf course on an aircraft carrier, mini golf, and more. The woman kissing her trophy made me laugh out loud. http://quick-content.com/?p=173

    Started by codytaylor‎, 08-26-2009 12:22 AM
    funny, funny golf, funny golf pics, golf, golf funny
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    07-19-2011 08:32 AM Go to last post
  25. Language is no barrier in golf!

    You don't need to know french to appreciate this local legend! An oldie, but a goodie - ENJOY! :goodvibes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULP0cbGXU8k

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 06-30-2011 10:27 AM
    birdie, carl, carmoni, video, youtube
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    07-01-2011 07:57 PM Go to last post
  26. Golfer's handbook

    I have seen many of these scroll across the banner on this site but they are still pretty funny: ONLY A TRUE GOLFER WILL UNDERSTAND THESE: Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it. Never try to keep more than 300 separate...

    Started by leftylucas‎, 01-12-2011 10:39 AM
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    06-01-2011 10:31 PM Go to last post
  27. Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder

    Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, 'How's the singing career going?' Stevie replies, 'Not too bad. How's the golf?' Woods replies, 'Not too bad, I've had some problems with knee and my swing, but I think I've got that right now.' Stevie...

    Started by Eldred‎, 09-03-2009 05:04 PM
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    05-20-2011 08:44 AM Go to last post
  28. A priest golfs on a sunday

    A Priest decides that he wants to go play a round of golf on a sunday for a change, so he plans ahead and finds someone to do his sermon for him, careful not to mention that he wants to play golf instead. A saint from heaven saw right through his plan and asked God, " Your not gonna let him get...

    Started by smiths_falls‎, 03-02-2011 03:56 PM
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  29. Talking True Male Sensitivity

    The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance and support to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy. She said "Ladies,...

    Started by LobWedge‎, 12-02-2010 06:03 PM
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    12-02-2010 06:03 PM Go to last post
  30. Doc is on the way

    A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! "Help me dear," she groans to her husband. The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for minute, picks up his putter and lines up his putt. His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. ...

    Started by cleek‎, 09-07-2010 11:03 AM
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  31. Spike TV Darth Vader Commercial

    I don't know if anyone has seen this yet, it is really funny! http://www.spike.com/video/star-wars-shoot/2996496

    Started by Colby‎, 07-10-2010 09:46 AM
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    07-26-2010 03:16 PM Go to last post
  32. Will you remarry?

    Wife: Will you remarry if I die before you? Husband: Yes, I will. I'm still virile and relatively young. Wife: Will you live in our house with her? Husband: Of course. It's paid for, and I like it here. Wife: Would you let her use my golf clubs?

    Started by Gary Madore‎, 04-10-2010 06:29 PM
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  33. The golfing nun

    A nun walked into Mother Superiorís office and plunked down into a chair. She let out a sigh, heavy with frustration."What troubles you, Sister?" asked the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you spent with your family." "It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with...

    Started by bobblehead‎, 04-08-2010 10:57 AM
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  34. Ladie's Tee

    This is a good one!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUj_qqVxVrE Really reminds me of my friend Sillywilly :P :-)

    Started by Hacker‎, 03-02-2010 01:10 PM
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    03-14-2010 08:03 AM Go to last post
  35. Little Johnny's back!!!

    It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave...

    Started by NoBack‎, 12-16-2009 07:30 PM
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  36. New Tiger Game

    Ok so you want more Tiger here you go... http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

    Started by The Saint‎, 12-05-2009 07:08 PM
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    12-07-2009 10:23 PM Go to last post
  37. golf hazard

    A husband and wife were out golfing together one day when they came upon a tough par 4 hole. The husband hooked his drive deep into the woods and proclaimed that he would have to chip out. Then the wife said: "Maybe not, dear! Do you see that barn over there? If I open the doors on both sides, I do...

    Started by nokids‎, 10-28-2009 10:46 AM
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  38. Golf Truisms

    These will make you laugh - they're so true. ______________________ Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it. When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls. If you're afraid a full shot might reach the green while...

    Started by mpare‎, 08-26-2009 11:33 AM
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    09-01-2009 10:35 AM Go to last post
  39. Cool 10 best caddie comments

    # 10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" # 9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth. # 8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is...

    Started by BogeyGolf‎, 08-17-2009 04:53 PM
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    08-22-2009 07:10 AM Go to last post
  40. Adhering strictly to the rules

    Two friends were playing golf one day. They decided they would adhere strictly to the rules with no improving their lie. After a few holes, one guy's ball landed on a cart path. As he reached down to pick up his ball to get relief his friend said, "We agreed that we would not improve our lie."...

    Started by Kilroy‎, 08-16-2009 05:41 PM
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  41. Ode to the ball...

    In My Hand I Hold A Ball, White And Dimpled, Rather Small. Oh, How Bland It Does Appear, This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.. By It's Size I Could Not Guess, The Awesome Strength It Does Possess. But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell, I've Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.

    Started by Kilroy‎, 08-15-2009 11:52 PM
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  42. Actual calls received at the public golf course

    ACTUAL CALLS RECEIVED AT THE PUBLIC GOLF COURSE (Amherst, Mass.) Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: What are your green fees? Staff: 38 dollars. Caller: Does that include golf? ------------------------------------------------- ...

    Started by paulfourputt‎, 08-11-2009 04:10 PM
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    08-15-2009 08:54 AM Go to last post
  43. Talking My next purchase-A must read

    :-) Subject: Golf Book Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 4 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the results and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family to help me out. I believe my new book on...

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 06-10-2009 05:33 PM
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    06-12-2009 09:10 PM Go to last post
  44. Thumbs up Golf Trivia Challenge

    http://www.cincinnati.com/golf/golfquiz/html/brand.htm

    Started by Kiwi‎, 04-26-2008 08:40 AM
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    06-02-2009 11:40 AM Go to last post
  45. When the boss calls in sick

    Had a good chuckle with this one. Thought I'd share. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vrxYLjkRkQ

    Started by Instinct‎, 05-20-2009 04:35 PM
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  46. mighty swing

    A golfer set up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3-wood, he took another mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in...

    Started by 314314‎, 08-12-2008 02:42 PM
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    05-11-2009 01:25 AM Go to last post
  47. funny golf joke from Readers Digest

    can't remember the exact writing... Fred comes home from his usual Saturday golf game and is welcomed with a "Hi Honey, how was your golf game" from his wife. Fred answer's "Awful, Harry dropped dead on the tenth hole". "Oh my dear, that's terrible" replies his wife. "You're telling me, the...

    Started by Ryebo‎, 10-27-2008 03:32 PM
    • Replies: 1
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    05-11-2009 01:23 AM Go to last post
  48. Funny Golf Videos

    http://www.maniacworld.com/funny-golf-bloopers.html

    Started by rezadue‎, 10-28-2008 08:44 PM
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    05-11-2009 01:22 AM Go to last post
  49. The Scottish Golfer

    An 80-year-old Scotsman goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?" I'm Scottish and I am a golfer," says the old guy, "and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight...

    Started by LobWedge‎, 11-07-2008 11:23 PM
    • Replies: 4
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    05-11-2009 01:17 AM Go to last post
  50. Only David Feherty could pull that one... on TIGER

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMa02LjDmHE&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Etotalprosports%2Ecom%2Fblog%2Findex%2Ephp%2F2009%2F05%2Fdavid%2Dfeherty%2Dasks%2Dhey%2Dtiger%2Ddo%2Dyou%2Dfeel%2Dlike%2Da%2Dloser%2F&feature=player_embedded :laughing::laughing::laughing:

    Started by joceber‎, 05-06-2009 12:05 PM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 4,153
    05-08-2009 02:11 AM Go to last post

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