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  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: PG rated golf jokes only please

    PG rated golf jokes only please.

    Started by Kilroy‎, 11-20-2005 06:07 AM
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  1. No thanks...

    Started by boylebj‎, 01-04-2022 09:49 AM
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  2. Question Ethics question

    What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes. You had the honor and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of the fairway, leaving a simple six iron to the pin. Your opponent then hits his ball, lofting it...

    Started by Kiwi‎, 02-13-2012 11:01 PM
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  3. Question Most effect golf “TIP”” ever!

    Answer to Peter Jacobson’s thoughts,:scratchch “Do not expect more out of your golf game then what you put into it!”:thumbsup To lower ones score on the golf course without need of practice.:golf It is recommended that one has the most valuable and effective graphite shaft in their bag of...

    Started by Slammin' Stever‎, 04-02-2021 01:36 PM
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  4. what does a golfer do 10,000 golf balls?

    If you have 1000 golf balls sitting in your basement, don't share this video with anyone in your household! LOL

    Started by Slammin' Stever‎, 02-09-2021 08:56 PM
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  5. Golf is almost here....

    Started by boylebj‎, 04-28-2020 10:04 AM
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  6. Chuckle

    And then finally, there is the American playing golf in Scotland for the first time. After hitting his tee shot off the first out-of-bounds, he asks his local caddie, “Do you have Mulligans in Scotland”? The caddie replies “Aye, we do sir – but here we call them 3’s”!

    Started by nolrac2‎, 06-25-2019 05:39 AM
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  7. Who'll be dancing today?

    :-) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwGZ8gmF4Ek/

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 04-14-2019 08:51 AM
    • Replies: 1
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    04-14-2019 04:32 PM Go to last post
  8. Joke of today

    A young man with a few hours to spare one afternoon figures that if he hurries and plays very fast, he can get in nine holes before he has to head home. As he is about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffles onto the tee and asks if he can join him. Although worried this will slow him up, the younger...

    Started by kelvinb‎, 05-30-2018 06:51 PM
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    04-05-2019 02:17 PM Go to last post
  9. Ummmm.....Phil?

    Ummmm.....Phil? What did I just watch???! https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl-yYxwnGUv/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=n3lqvzc0eqsa

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 08-02-2018 11:23 AM
    dance, dancing, lefty, mickelson, phil
    • Replies: 15
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    09-05-2018 08:05 AM Go to last post
  10. Seve and the fruit cake incident

    more of a story not a joke , but a good chuckle none the less https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I7EGnzYRiU

    Started by cleek‎, 04-22-2018 08:33 AM
    • Replies: 2
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    04-22-2018 09:28 AM Go to last post
  11. Woman's insane pro-am swing video

    For those who haven't seen this yet, I'd love to try this technique out on the range! https://twitter.com/wheatiePGA/status/908146996329902081 :golf

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 09-15-2017 08:34 AM
    crazy, insane, proam, swing, twitter
    • Replies: 1
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    09-16-2017 06:35 AM Go to last post
  12. golf humor etc

    Before reading the neat poem below, here is a little known fact about golf balls. According to Golf World magazine, the average golfer loses two golf balls per round for a worldwide total of approximately 2,465,752 every day. Worried about running out? Don't be. Companies like Titleist are...

    Started by nolrac2‎, 05-28-2016 09:32 PM
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  13. golf humor

    Golf Humour Eileen and her husband Doug went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of...

    Started by nolrac2‎, 05-28-2016 09:30 PM
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  14. Brutal Iron Shot...

    Just brutal..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bR3-tE29Vc

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 12-09-2015 02:18 PM
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    12-09-2015 11:46 PM Go to last post
  15. 2 person trick shot at the range

    Better form than my normal swing :scratchch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYd8KE2Whd8

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 03-11-2014 07:51 AM
    • Replies: 3
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    09-12-2015 11:17 PM Go to last post
  16. David Feherty classics

    A few choice Dave Feherty quotes are below. If you watch golf on TV, he's often an announcer with a distinct Northern Ireland accent and a colorful way of putting things, . . . so to speak. Feherty Quotes: "Fortunately, Rory McIlroy is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the...

    Started by cleek‎, 05-11-2013 09:23 AM
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    07-21-2015 01:14 PM Go to last post
  17. 9 Putts Into One Hole

    9 Putts Into One Hole: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hNZnlcOOz00

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 02-18-2013 03:15 PM
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    05-26-2015 08:05 PM Go to last post
  18. Moved: Left Hand: Titleist 910 D3 9.5 degree with Diamanna 65g Stiff

    Started by cvenne‎, 06-29-2014 11:24 AM
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    07-04-2014 09:26 PM Go to last post
  19. Best Follow-Through Ever?

    :cool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md08xx3n1o4

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 10-02-2013 09:47 PM
    • Replies: 1
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    10-03-2013 08:49 AM Go to last post
  20. Stereotypes: Golf by Dude Perfect

    Enjoy :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PNsMXe170Q#t=85

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 09-04-2013 07:36 AM
    • Replies: 5
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    10-02-2013 09:16 PM Go to last post
  21. God's punishment

    A priest who is also a mad keen golfer is desperate to get a game in after a long snowed in winter. The weather finally clears and the conditions are fine enough to get out for a game, but the only available time was an early Sunday morning clashing with his Sunday Mass duties. He tells a huge...

    Started by Crusty‎, 06-21-2013 02:41 AM
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    06-29-2013 04:26 PM Go to last post
  22. Unfaithful Wife

    A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Kathleen, soon we will be married 30 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 30 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?" Kathleen replied, "Well...

    Started by CaptainHook‎, 05-29-2013 10:25 PM
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  23. Talking 'Dufnering' meme takes Internet by storm

    haha.....awesome! http://www.golf.com/photos/dufnering-meme-takes-internet-storm-jason-dufner-twitter/jason-dufner-keegan-bradley?sct=hp3#332455

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 03-29-2013 05:18 PM
    dufnering, funny, meme, pout, trend
    • Replies: 3
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    03-29-2013 08:30 PM Go to last post
  24. Golf Is War!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyDHaKtROZo&feature=player_embedded#!

    Started by CaptainHook‎, 02-28-2012 04:30 PM
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    03-25-2013 04:14 PM Go to last post
  25. Golf lesson

    A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of...

    Started by syhlif32‎, 12-21-2012 08:42 PM
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  26. Gary Evan's driver spit trick shot

    How do people think up these shots? :laughing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kiWrMoqL6Ps

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 11-20-2012 11:42 AM
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    11-26-2012 04:29 AM Go to last post
  27. No simulation: Sadlowski Destroys Golf Channel Simulator

    BOOM!!! :cool http://www.golfchannel.com/media/sadlowski-destroys-simulator/

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 11-16-2012 06:34 PM
    destroyed, golf channel, long drive, sadlowski, simulator
    • Replies: 1
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    11-16-2012 07:33 PM Go to last post
  28. Trick Shot Challenge with Ian Poulter and World Trick Shot Champion Geoff Swain

    Saw this today online, enjoy! :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ReKQLTeSMbY

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 10-26-2012 11:04 AM
    cool, funny, poulter, shotmaker, tricks
    • Replies: 0
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  29. Red face Double Take Comparing professional golfers with their celebrity doppelgangers

    Some of these are pretty good hehe http://www.golfdigest.com/golf/humor/photos-golf-doppelgangers#intro

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 02-16-2012 02:57 PM
    celebrity, compare, doppelgangers, funny, joke
    • Replies: 1
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    02-18-2012 09:38 AM Go to last post
  30. Saving time at the Golf Course.

    Last week, after a round of golf, we decided to have supper at the clubhouse resturant and after sitting down I noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon...

    Started by Rusty‎, 11-14-2011 02:44 PM
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    01-10-2012 03:32 AM Go to last post
  31. Golf game interrupted

    A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend...

    Started by nokids‎, 09-22-2011 01:49 PM
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    09-30-2011 10:54 PM Go to last post
  32. old couple playing golf

    On Sunday I'm playing golf and we hear an old couple having an arguement on the hole next to us. We couldn't hear what they were arguing about, but we heard the woman say "Why are you questioning me?!" Woman takes off, the man puts his head down and follows the woman. We had a good...

    Started by nokids‎, 08-16-2011 07:45 AM
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    08-19-2011 04:27 PM Go to last post
  33. Dear Diary

    Wife’s Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I...

    Started by Coreythebody‎, 07-25-2011 10:44 AM
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  34. Funny Golf Pics And Videos

    Golf course on an aircraft carrier, mini golf, and more. The woman kissing her trophy made me laugh out loud. http://quick-content.com/?p=173

    Started by codytaylor‎, 08-25-2009 11:22 PM
    funny, funny golf, funny golf pics, golf, golf funny
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    07-19-2011 07:32 AM Go to last post
  35. Language is no barrier in golf!

    You don't need to know french to appreciate this local legend! An oldie, but a goodie - ENJOY! :goodvibes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULP0cbGXU8k

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 06-30-2011 09:27 AM
    birdie, carl, carmoni, video, youtube
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    07-01-2011 06:57 PM Go to last post
  36. Golfer's handbook

    I have seen many of these scroll across the banner on this site but they are still pretty funny: ONLY A TRUE GOLFER WILL UNDERSTAND THESE: Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it. Never try to keep more than 300 separate...

    Started by leftylucas‎, 01-12-2011 09:39 AM
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    06-01-2011 09:31 PM Go to last post
  37. Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder

    Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, 'How's the singing career going?' Stevie replies, 'Not too bad. How's the golf?' Woods replies, 'Not too bad, I've had some problems with knee and my swing, but I think I've got that right now.' Stevie...

    Started by Eldred‎, 09-03-2009 04:04 PM
    • Replies: 3
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    05-20-2011 07:44 AM Go to last post
  38. A priest golfs on a sunday

    A Priest decides that he wants to go play a round of golf on a sunday for a change, so he plans ahead and finds someone to do his sermon for him, careful not to mention that he wants to play golf instead. A saint from heaven saw right through his plan and asked God, " Your not gonna let him get...

    Started by smiths_falls‎, 03-02-2011 02:56 PM
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    03-02-2011 02:56 PM Go to last post
  39. Talking True Male Sensitivity

    The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance and support to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy. She said "Ladies,...

    Started by LobWedge‎, 12-02-2010 05:03 PM
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  40. Doc is on the way

    A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! "Help me dear," she groans to her husband. The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for minute, picks up his putter and lines up his putt. His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. ...

    Started by cleek‎, 09-07-2010 10:03 AM
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    09-07-2010 10:03 AM Go to last post
  41. Spike TV Darth Vader Commercial

    I don't know if anyone has seen this yet, it is really funny! http://www.spike.com/video/star-wars-shoot/2996496

    Started by Colby‎, 07-10-2010 08:46 AM
    • Replies: 8
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    07-26-2010 02:16 PM Go to last post
  42. Will you remarry?

    Wife: Will you remarry if I die before you? Husband: Yes, I will. I'm still virile and relatively young. Wife: Will you live in our house with her? Husband: Of course. It's paid for, and I like it here. Wife: Would you let her use my golf clubs?

    Started by Gary Madore‎, 04-10-2010 05:29 PM
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  43. The golfing nun

    A nun walked into Mother Superior’s office and plunked down into a chair. She let out a sigh, heavy with frustration."What troubles you, Sister?" asked the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you spent with your family." "It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with...

    Started by bobblehead‎, 04-08-2010 09:57 AM
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    04-08-2010 09:57 AM Go to last post
  44. Ladie's Tee

    This is a good one!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUj_qqVxVrE Really reminds me of my friend Sillywilly :P :-)

    Started by Hacker‎, 03-02-2010 12:10 PM
    • Replies: 3
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    03-14-2010 07:03 AM Go to last post
  45. Little Johnny's back!!!

    It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave...

    Started by NoBack‎, 12-16-2009 06:30 PM
    • Replies: 1
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    12-16-2009 07:15 PM Go to last post
  46. New Tiger Game

    Ok so you want more Tiger here you go... http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

    Started by The Saint‎, 12-05-2009 06:08 PM
    • Replies: 2
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    12-07-2009 09:23 PM Go to last post
  47. golf hazard

    A husband and wife were out golfing together one day when they came upon a tough par 4 hole. The husband hooked his drive deep into the woods and proclaimed that he would have to chip out. Then the wife said: "Maybe not, dear! Do you see that barn over there? If I open the doors on both sides, I do...

    Started by nokids‎, 10-28-2009 09:46 AM
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    10-28-2009 09:46 AM Go to last post
  48. Golf Truisms

    These will make you laugh - they're so true. ______________________ Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it. When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls. If you're afraid a full shot might reach the green while...

    Started by mpare‎, 08-26-2009 10:33 AM
    • Replies: 1
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    09-01-2009 09:35 AM Go to last post
  49. Cool 10 best caddie comments

    # 10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" # 9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth. # 8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is...

    Started by BogeyGolf‎, 08-17-2009 03:53 PM
    • Replies: 4
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    08-22-2009 06:10 AM Go to last post
  50. Adhering strictly to the rules

    Two friends were playing golf one day. They decided they would adhere strictly to the rules with no improving their lie. After a few holes, one guy's ball landed on a cart path. As he reached down to pick up his ball to get relief his friend said, "We agreed that we would not improve our lie."...

    Started by Kilroy‎, 08-16-2009 04:41 PM
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    • Views: 10,108
    08-16-2009 04:41 PM Go to last post

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