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  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: PG rated golf jokes only please

    PG rated golf jokes only please.

    Started by Kilroy‎, 11-20-2005 07:07 AM
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  1. Tacky Golf Items

    Men: A putter plunger to help pick up your ball without bending over. If you can't bend over hire a caddy. Women: Those giant visors sometimes flaunting a bow on the front. They are WAY too big and obnoxious, and could be hazardous in a strong wind. Coloured golf balls. There is still some...

    Started by Kilroy‎, 06-25-2005 11:30 AM
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  2. You know you are addicted to golf when ...

    You know you are addicted to golf when: - you go to the course alone and pair up with anyone at all - you finish 18 holes and announce to your group you are ready for 9 more - you often get upset because you only managed to get in 4 rounds in one week - you wish there were 6 warmup holes...

    Started by zoic‎, 08-10-2006 10:29 AM
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  3. The ho scale

    The club ho scale: 3 seperate classes of ho's Class A=The collector,one who buys as much as he or she can,simply to store. Class B=The player who relies on new models/technology in hope of improving his/her score. Class C=The player who cant resist the allure of shiny new gear,thus never...

    Started by covanant‎, 03-17-2006 04:41 PM
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    09-15-2006 11:04 PM Go to last post
  4. Now This Guy Is Just Plain Stupid

    Ok you have to see this act and then you will know what the title of this post means!

    Started by Golfbum‎, 07-29-2005 08:38 PM
    • Replies: 20
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    09-28-2006 09:40 PM Go to last post
  5. Things to say after you or someone has had a bad shot.

    Swiped these from another forum 1. "Put me down for 8, where's the beer cart?" 2. When you leave the first putt way short..... There is some chicken left on that bone. 3. when you play a course with alot of houses and someone jacks it straight at one........... yell,

    Started by Rusty‎, 09-25-2005 12:08 AM
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    09-27-2006 11:25 AM Go to last post
  6. Thumbs up Golf Trivia Challenge

    Started by Kiwi‎, 04-26-2008 08:40 AM
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    06-02-2009 11:40 AM Go to last post
  7. Ummmm.....Phil?

    Ummmm.....Phil? What did I just watch???!

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 08-02-2018 12:23 PM
    dance, dancing, lefty, mickelson, phil
    • Replies: 15
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    09-05-2018 09:05 AM Go to last post
  8. Tiger's new boat

    Tiger's new boat.

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 03-01-2006 10:34 AM
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    09-18-2006 04:59 PM Go to last post
  9. How many beers before you let your friend do this?

    Started by Kilroy‎, 07-27-2006 08:15 AM
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    09-18-2006 04:52 PM Go to last post
  10. Photoshoped golfers

    OK let's have some fun with pro golfers in photoshop!

    Started by Kilroy‎, 01-11-2006 09:06 PM
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    09-18-2006 05:06 PM Go to last post
  11. Golf Truths...

    Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it. Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing. When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls. If you're afraid a full shot might reach the...

    Started by Golfer_Gofer‎, 05-19-2006 10:07 AM
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    09-15-2006 12:23 PM Go to last post
  12. how not to play golf The guys on the cart who roll it are hillarious

    Started by bbad‎, 03-14-2007 05:53 PM
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    03-15-2007 04:06 PM Go to last post
  13. It's all about technique,28224,1720077,00.html

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 03-18-2008 07:15 AM
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    04-30-2008 01:38 PM Go to last post
  14. Tiger ad. This would be so fun :)

    Started by little brit‎, 09-09-2006 03:44 PM
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    05-03-2007 05:31 PM Go to last post
  15. Hockey Stick Putters

    Anyone have one?

    Started by foxman‎, 11-23-2007 03:25 PM
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    08-13-2008 09:38 PM Go to last post
  16. Question Ethics question

    What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes. You had the honor and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of the fairway, leaving a simple six iron to the pin. Your opponent then hits his ball, lofting it...

    Started by Kiwi‎, 02-14-2012 12:01 AM
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    08-20-2021 09:51 PM Go to last post
  17. ck this out

    Anyone wanna go half with me?

    Started by covanant‎, 03-01-2006 06:46 PM
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    03-07-2006 11:27 PM Go to last post
  18. Why Golf Is Better Than Sex

    David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex..... #10...A below par performance is considered damn good. #9...You can stop in the middle

    Started by bobblehead‎, 06-21-2006 03:25 PM
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    09-15-2006 11:57 AM Go to last post
  19. Candid Camera Golf

    Started by Kilroy‎, 10-21-2006 11:09 AM
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    10-24-2006 07:49 AM Go to last post
  20. Hahahaha!

    Started by MusicMan‎, 12-15-2006 02:48 PM
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    12-19-2006 12:58 PM Go to last post
  21. Winter practice advice

    :bored: No matter how depressed you you are at the prospect that we may have a late season opening, and therefore need to swing a club to avoid having to take anti-depressants, don't do it in the Living Room, go to the Garage.:grumpy: :wallbash Just swong my beautiful new Tour Edge Exotics CG1...

    Started by mcgoo‎, 03-19-2008 06:30 PM
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    04-02-2008 03:42 PM Go to last post
  22. Spike TV Darth Vader Commercial

    I don't know if anyone has seen this yet, it is really funny!

    Started by Colby‎, 07-10-2010 09:46 AM
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    07-26-2010 03:16 PM Go to last post
  23. It's a Gimmie

    It's a Gimmie

    Started by Kilroy‎, 07-23-2005 08:12 AM
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    09-18-2006 05:19 PM Go to last post
  24. Smile Get your eyes checked for better scoring

    About 10 years ago my golf game had fallen into a state of disrepair, and I was determined to get to the bottom of what was wrong. Feeling my hand-eye coordination was at fault, I sought out the best ophthalmologist I could find, Dr. Robert Hepler. After a consultation, he wrote me a letter...

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 12-08-2006 07:01 PM
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    12-15-2006 09:03 AM Go to last post
  25. Talking My next purchase-A must read

    :-) Subject: Golf Book Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 4 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the results and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family to help me out. I believe my new book on...

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 06-10-2009 05:33 PM
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    06-12-2009 09:10 PM Go to last post
  26. Golf in Africa

    A businessman was attending a Conference in Africa. He had a free day and wanted to play a round of Golf. He asked whether there was any course in the vicinity and was directed to one in the jungle. After a short journey, he arrived at the Course and advised the Pro that he wanted to play 18...

    Started by Kilroy‎, 06-25-2005 01:16 PM
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    12-23-2005 04:36 PM Go to last post
  27. Hit da f ball

    Swing thoughts for a better game:lmfao

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 12-29-2006 04:13 PM
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    12-29-2006 05:26 PM Go to last post
  28. Re: The Marty Tregnan Golf Academy

    Coming to Ottawa soon?

    Started by hoylake‎, 02-07-2007 01:33 PM
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    02-09-2007 01:16 PM Go to last post
  29. New Rules of Golf For Seniors

    New Golf Rules for seniors I thought you would want to know. The CARP Organization (Canadian Association of Retired People) has negotiated with the USGA & the Canadian Golf Association to modify the Rules of Golf for seniors, effective January 1, 2008. Rule 1.a.5

    Started by Golfbum‎, 06-01-2008 07:57 AM
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  30. Only David Feherty could pull that one... on TIGER :laughing::laughing::laughing:

    Started by joceber‎, 05-06-2009 12:05 PM
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  31. David Feherty classics

    A few choice Dave Feherty quotes are below. If you watch golf on TV, he's often an announcer with a distinct Northern Ireland accent and a colorful way of putting things, . . . so to speak. Feherty Quotes: "Fortunately, Rory McIlroy is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the...

    Started by cleek‎, 05-11-2013 10:23 AM
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    07-21-2015 02:14 PM Go to last post
  32. very funny "tiger" clip

    Started by "Richard"‎, 03-21-2006 02:23 AM
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    09-15-2006 12:11 PM Go to last post
  33. The 2006 Golf Rules For Seniors

    I think that you have to be retired to be allowed to use these new rules.:-) The 2006 golf rules for seniors: Rule 1

    Started by Golfbum‎, 03-23-2006 12:43 AM
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    09-15-2006 12:14 PM Go to last post
  34. Slice retaliation

    Slice retaliation

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 11-08-2006 10:26 PM
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    11-10-2006 04:10 AM Go to last post
  35. You Will Laugh At This One

    Ok if you do not laugh at this you are on the verge of being dead!

    Started by Golfbum‎, 01-03-2007 02:07 AM
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    01-03-2007 04:12 PM Go to last post
  36. Golf skills test.. Musta been broken when I tried it.. but it worked for Kiwiman.

    Started by Ginker‎, 07-25-2007 05:25 PM
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    07-25-2007 05:55 PM Go to last post
  37. 2 year old golfer

    Wow! this little guy looks good :) Hope Dad doesn't push him too much.

    Started by little brit‎, 11-10-2007 11:33 AM
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    11-11-2007 09:23 PM Go to last post
  38. New Club For Use In The Rough

    Hey this is the club you need right here for those times (Now I know not many of you drive it wildly :-)) when you are in the deep rough after missing a fairway! BIG DADDY DRIVER :laughing::laughing:

    Started by Golfbum‎, 06-27-2008 05:58 PM
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    06-29-2008 10:21 PM Go to last post
  39. Winter Practice

    Here's some things to try when you are bored this winter...

    Started by Colby‎, 12-10-2007 10:41 AM
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    12-23-2007 10:07 AM Go to last post
  40. Stereotypes: Golf by Dude Perfect

    Enjoy :-)

    Started by Mr. Chi‎, 09-04-2013 08:36 AM
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    10-02-2013 10:16 PM Go to last post
  41. Golfer - Caddy Quips

    Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." Caddy: "I don't think you could keep your head down that long." Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world!" Caddy: "I doubt it, that would be too much of a coincidence" Golfer: "I'd move...

    Started by Kilroy‎, 06-25-2005 11:48 AM
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    08-23-2005 02:01 PM Go to last post
  42. Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't:

    10. I bent my shaft! 9. After 18 holes I can barely walk 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker 7. Look at the size of his putter 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more 5. Mind if I join your threesome? 4. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first 3. My hands are so...

    Started by Kilroy‎, 06-25-2005 01:09 PM
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    09-09-2005 10:05 AM Go to last post
  43. New signboy ads :laughing:

    Started by Kilroy‎, 02-06-2006 09:53 AM
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    02-07-2006 12:02 PM Go to last post
  44. Names for Golf Shots

    A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect A Rodney King - Over Clubbed An OJ Simpson - somehow got away with it A sister in law - up there, but I know that I shouldn't be A Paula Radcliffe - ugly but a good runner A Kate Moss - a bit thin Punching Gerry Adams - hitting a provisional...

    Started by Colby‎, 02-08-2006 12:17 PM
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    02-25-2006 09:14 AM Go to last post
  45. Coming To A Pro Shop Near You

    Rumour has it that this new golf accessory will be available in a Pro Shop near you soon. :-)

    Started by Golfbum‎, 03-02-2006 05:05 PM
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    09-18-2006 05:13 PM Go to last post
  46. Naked tour players....

    I was talking to my friend on msn earlier today and this is the convo I've had with him (I'm Depe). He is also a memeber, but he reads.. doesn't post Depe J says: Congrats, thatís awesome. Hope you like the set, you got a wicked deal ARUN says: i canít wait for my clubs ...

    Started by "Richard"‎, 03-26-2006 06:29 PM
    • Replies: 4
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    03-29-2006 08:05 PM Go to last post
  47. Beware of lost golf balls

    A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes,and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced...

    Started by bobblehead‎, 06-09-2006 12:19 PM
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    06-13-2006 11:25 PM Go to last post
  48. Do You Fall Into This Category?

    I hate to miss a day of SHERMAN'S LAGOON, and this is the reason why :-) How many of us fall into this category? I know I do :laughing:

    Started by Golfbum‎, 08-01-2006 03:36 PM
    • Replies: 4
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    09-15-2006 12:06 PM Go to last post
  49. I don't know if you guys have read this one

    A MUST READ FOR YOU... HOW TO PLAY WINNING GOLF TABLE OF CONTENTS: Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Dunlop from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker (also...

    Started by ghudson‎, 03-19-2007 08:58 PM
    • Replies: 4
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    03-21-2007 12:30 AM Go to last post
  50. Golf Is War!!

    Started by CaptainHook‎, 02-28-2012 05:30 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 13,665
    03-25-2013 05:14 PM Go to last post

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