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  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: PG rated jokes only please

    In this forum we want PG rated jokes only. If you can't tell it at the dinner table, please don't tell it here.

    Started by Kilroy‎, 11-20-2005 06:05 AM
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  1. Out of Office Email Replies

    1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

    Started by Indio‎, 02-15-2008 05:12 PM
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  2. A.w.o.l.

    Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the...

    Started by Indio‎, 02-15-2008 05:08 PM
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  3. the "TUCKER" puck

    The NHL had been testing a new type of puck and had passed it around various NHL teams, alphabetically, to get their opinion. Finally they get around to Toronto and the NHL official arrives at the Air Canada Centre and meets Cliff Fletcher. "Here you go sir, this is the "Tucker" puck... oops! I...

    Started by Mattchew‎, 01-31-2008 04:16 PM
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  4. Sign of the times?

    If you live in Ottawa and work for the feds, you'll appreciate this : ;) A young man from Victoria , B.C., was hired as the lifeguard at the pool at the Prime Minister's residence at 24 Sussex Drive. The Harper family was making use of the pool when one of their two ...

    Started by donh‎, 01-31-2008 08:39 AM
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  5. Old Timers Bar

    Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Ft Myers, Florida. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, " Old Timers Bar - all drinks 10 cents." They look at each other, then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.

    Started by Golfbum‎, 01-06-2008 02:19 PM
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  6. Dominick The Donkey

    My Italian friend sent me the Italian Christmas Song :laughing:

    Started by Golfbum‎, 12-20-2007 08:29 PM
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    12-21-2007 06:59 AM Go to last post
  7. Hilarious SNL Sketch/Jimmy Fallon as Barry Gibb

    Started by John‎, 12-17-2007 10:02 AM
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    12-17-2007 09:31 PM Go to last post
  8. Weeweechu

    Pedro & His Girl* * One beautiful December evening Pedro and his** girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.* * It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said,* * 'Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu.'** Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!' said Rosita.

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 12-15-2007 09:20 AM
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  9. Santa's New Checklist

    Saint Nick has succumbed to the bureaucratic pressures of the 21st century and is now insisting that children must fill out the attached form before they can be eligible for home delivery on Xmas eve. Where will it end? Edit: I just noticed that it is easier to open this attachment by right...

    Started by mpare‎, 12-13-2007 07:59 PM
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    12-14-2007 09:26 AM Go to last post
  10. New Gps Unit

    The SKODA CAR Company is now installing GPS units in every vehicle they manufacture. :lmfao

    Started by Golfbum‎, 12-12-2007 04:05 PM
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  11. OMG- OG Elves-

    Turn up the volume and elf away:lmfao

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 12-09-2007 09:42 AM
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  12. Born to be mild....

    Great cartoon video

    Started by ghaakman‎, 12-06-2007 11:14 AM
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    12-08-2007 10:05 PM Go to last post
  13. Caddyshack - Finish that line...

    I know we have an honest bunch here, so let's see how good we all are at correctly quoting Caddyshack... no primary use of the web to reply to prompts, only for others to check up on your response if need be... you can either prompt for one character's reply to another, or to have a single...

    Started by 3Jack‎, 11-26-2007 08:58 PM
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  14. What our mods do when they aren't modding....

    Sorry nat couldn't get one of you :(

    Started by sillywilly‎, 11-18-2007 12:52 PM
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  15. Let Topflite D2 Kenny "Call out your golf Buddies"

    Good gag to play on your golf buddies. Click on e-insults (i) Pick the insult you want D2 Kenny to read (ii) Send in your buddy's name, and D2 Kenny will...

    Started by PEI Golfing‎, 11-08-2007 10:59 PM
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    11-16-2007 09:32 AM Go to last post
  16. Talking Fundonny- Maybe you should hire this girl

    Woman Wins Biggest Proline Lottery In Ontario History She picked all 13 winners to win $444,186. She does not know jack about football:lmfao

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 11-06-2007 04:11 PM
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  17. Hell Explained By A Chemistry Student

    This is one of the best things i have ever heard!!! your gonna love this, just got it, its not a golf joke... but thought i should share anyways HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

    Started by MusicMan‎, 11-21-2006 08:48 PM
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    11-03-2007 08:35 PM Go to last post
  18. Talking What type of men women find attractive...

    A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she...

    Started by The Saint‎, 11-02-2007 12:58 PM
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  19. A few too many???

    Freekin hilarious

    Started by Wilster‎, 10-31-2007 08:35 PM
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  20. Old EBay Auction

    Don't know if anyone has seen this before...

    Started by Colby‎, 10-29-2007 09:30 AM
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    10-29-2007 01:24 PM Go to last post
  21. Talking Another Recalled Toy From China

    Another Recalled Toy From China

    Started by The Saint‎, 10-11-2007 09:26 AM
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    10-12-2007 07:24 PM Go to last post
  22. I Am Glad My Wife Isn't A Laeafs Fan

    I am glad my wife is not a LEAFS FAN :rofl1

    Started by Golfbum‎, 10-07-2007 05:52 AM
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  23. Talking Hoolio.. I have a NEW Avitar for you

    I saw this one and I knew it was meant for you big guy.... the hat... the breakfast drink and that boyish look...:thumbsup :thumbsup

    Started by The Saint‎, 09-26-2007 03:54 PM
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  24. It's so easy

    There's nothing to it

    Started by The Saint‎, 09-24-2007 10:06 PM
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    09-25-2007 12:08 PM Go to last post
  25. Nice description for this Rescue club on EBAY

    Started by rezadue‎, 09-18-2007 09:59 PM
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    09-21-2007 10:19 AM Go to last post
  26. Solve This Problem

    You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a drop off (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and...

    Started by jeffc‎, 09-10-2007 12:08 PM
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  27. Didn't know they were so smart :)

    Started by little brit‎, 09-09-2007 09:50 AM
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  28. Miss Teen South Carolina speaks on education don't worry, it comes with subtitles.

    Started by jeffc‎, 08-28-2007 03:55 PM
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  29. Wink The Obedient Wife

    The Obedient Wife There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wif e... "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money...

    Started by Kiwi‎, 08-30-2007 09:53 PM
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  30. Exclamation Danger: Do Not Mess With These Guys!

    Started by Wilster‎, 08-28-2007 04:33 PM
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    08-29-2007 12:11 AM Go to last post
  31. Talking Medical Definitions!

    Guts and Balls - The Medical Distinction We've all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by...

    Started by Indio‎, 08-27-2007 09:48 AM
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    08-28-2007 07:40 PM Go to last post
  32. best classified ad ever

    best classified ad ever

    Started by MusicMan‎, 08-23-2007 05:13 PM
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  33. Smile The Gals From Walmart Strike Again

    Hope this makes it by the censors, it's not "filthy" IMO, just a little raunchy... Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him...

    Started by Kiwi‎, 08-15-2007 09:19 PM
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  34. A Trip To Walmart

    TRIP TO WAL-MART You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit, shorts with the hole in...

    Started by Golfbum‎, 08-04-2007 10:25 PM
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  35. The chief's illegal putter

    The chief's illegal putter for reading greens. (there is a level on top of it) Next move will be a laser pointer on top to check alignment:lmfao :lmfao

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 07-31-2007 04:42 PM
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  36. So, What Do Canadians Have To Be Proud Of?

    So, What Do Canadians Have To Be Proud OF ? 1. Smarties 2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp 3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls. 4. Baseball is Canadian - First game June 4, 1838 Ingersoll , Ontario 5. Lacrosse is Canadian 6. Hockey is Canadian 7....

    Started by Golfbum‎, 07-24-2007 09:24 PM
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  37. Rough day at the bar

    Rough Day At The Bar A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He orders six shots of vodka. The bartender asks the man, "Have a rough day?" The man replies, "Yeah, I found out my younger brother was gay!" The bartender says, "Man, I'm sorry to hear that. That's awful." The man downs...

    Started by rpangman‎, 07-15-2007 01:01 AM
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  38. Montana Golfing Rules

    The Montana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising golfers to Take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while playing on Gallatin, Helena, and Lewis and Clark National Forests Golf Courses. They advise golfers to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their...

    Started by TourIQ‎, 07-09-2007 08:55 PM
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  39. Red face whon done it? Wadn't me

    Could it be Jeff Johnson:lmfao Thousands of golf balls stolen from driving range in odd theft BONNER SPRINGS, Kan. (AP) — Nearly 4,800 fluorescent yellow golf balls are missing from a suburban Kansas City golf course after someone raided the facility’s driving range. Sunflower Hills Golf...

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 07-07-2007 07:44 AM
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  40. even Tiger passes gas!

    Started by Mattchew‎, 06-01-2007 03:00 PM
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  41. Deep Thoughts By Men Fishing

    No offense to any of the ladies who are members. Lord knows I love my wife dearly ;) But I thought this was funny :-) DEEP THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing spot, just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to...

    Started by Golfbum‎, 05-24-2007 02:25 PM
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  42. Hockey Fan

    Hockey Fan A first grade teacher in Toronto explains to her class that she is a Toronto Maple Leaf fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Maple Leaf fans too. Not really knowing what a Maple Leaf fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly ...

    Started by 314314‎, 05-24-2007 11:56 AM
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  43. Something I Could not Believe

    A friend and I went golfing and he was lining up his shot, just as he started to swing a chipmonk ran between his legs and about one inch alongside the ball and tee. He stopped his swing yelling what the @$#% funniest thing I ever saw.

    Started by 4PUTT‎, 05-23-2007 10:29 PM
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  44. Management at work

    Started by lms‎, 05-23-2007 06:11 AM
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  45. How To Tell The Sex Of A Fly

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?"

    Started by Golfbum‎, 05-14-2007 10:26 PM
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  46. New national anthem

    For any of you out there that are Leaf fans......STBY This was one of the best home grown leaf announcements that I have EVER seen...:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

    Started by bbad‎, 05-08-2007 10:54 PM
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    05-09-2007 07:27 AM Go to last post
  47. Another funny Leaf pic

    Too funny!

    Started by covanant‎, 04-28-2007 06:53 AM
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  48. Backhoe

    It would be wise not to tick off a guy who owns a backhoe! :lmfao

    Started by Golfbum‎, 04-26-2007 12:57 PM
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  49. What kind of Mileage Does the Average Canadian Get?

    A 2006 study found that the average Canadian walks about 900 miles per year. Another study found that Canadians drink an average of 22 gallons of beer per year. That means, on average, Canadians get approximately 41 miles per gallon (not bad).

    Started by Hacker‎, 04-20-2007 09:52 AM
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    04-23-2007 09:31 AM Go to last post
  50. The Golfer

    > A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When > asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate and painful > tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been > married. She went on and on and on -- neglect, lack of intimacy,...

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 04-20-2007 07:28 AM
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