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  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: PG rated jokes only please

    In this forum we want PG rated jokes only. If you can't tell it at the dinner table, please don't tell it here.

    Started by Kilroy‎, 11-20-2005 07:05 AM
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  1. dog for sale

    A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talkin Dawg Fer Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever...

    Started by cleek‎, 10-25-2010 09:34 AM
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  2. My favorite TV commercial in recent memory :lmfao:lmfao:lmfao:lmfao:lmfao

    Started by rezadue‎, 10-14-2010 09:29 PM
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  3. Airbags are dangerous! This is hilarious...

    Started by Hearzy‎, 08-25-2010 10:30 PM
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  4. Talking Potty Putter.. too funny

    Started by The Saint‎, 08-22-2010 10:47 AM
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  5. Husband down

    Rick and Julie are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. Rick picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks Julie 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them demands Julie, and so they carry on...

    Started by cleek‎, 08-16-2010 10:11 AM
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  6. Trivia

    My Grandpa lost the trivia contest at the church social last night by one point. The last question was: "Where do most women have curly hair?" Apparently the correct answer is: Africa. He has been asked to find another place to worship......

    Started by cleek‎, 08-09-2010 09:54 AM
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  7. This is your Captain speaking

    Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto .. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So...

    Started by cleek‎, 08-07-2010 05:06 PM
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  8. Iphone 4

    This is a great resemblance to many iphone lovers out there.... :lmfao There is a bit of bad language in this.

    Started by Hearzy‎, 06-30-2010 10:28 PM
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  9. Seinfeld Movie Trailers

    Absolutely classic!!!!!!!!!! and...

    Started by fundonny‎, 07-21-2010 06:37 PM
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  10. Dorf on Golf

    I had this video when I was a kid. What a great show it was when I was younger... lol... it's a 3 part (I think)

    Started by Hearzy‎, 07-17-2010 06:05 PM
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  11. Joke of the Week: Prayers Can Come True

    One evening as Jack passed little Tommy's bedroom he overheard his son praying, "God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma. Bye bye Grandpa." The Dad wasn't quite sure what Tommy meant by this, but was pleased to see his son praying. However, the next morning, they found Grandpa...

    Started by teetime‎, 07-17-2010 08:01 AM
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  12. Nine words women use

    ******* NINE WORDS WOMEN USE******************************** ******* (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.. ******* (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have...

    Started by jeffc‎, 05-18-2010 01:49 PM
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  13. When a golf ball meets my driver

    Here's what happens when a golf ball meets my driver:-)

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 06-17-2010 04:41 PM
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  14. Birdie

    Its not in the hole but i got a birdie:lmfao

    Started by mr.mover‎, 07-03-2010 01:24 PM
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  15. Newborn Baby

    A lady with a baby carriage gets on a local bus with her newborn baby.... The bus driver takes one look at the baby and starts to laugh histerically ....the lady purturbed says "what are you laughing at " the bus driver says...." that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen, no charge lady,,," he...

    Started by GoingLow‎, 06-20-2010 11:14 AM
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  16. hilarious video, i can't stop laughing ok so you won't understand what he is saying but you don't need to. he takes calls and gives advice for a fee but obviously has never fielded a call like this lol

    Started by sillywilly‎, 05-17-2010 08:00 PM
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  17. Smile Free shaft pulls

    Free shaft pulls for anyone who reaches hole #10 at Champlain in 2 strokes:listen: from the white tees Hole 10Par 5606596479Hit it again and again. Long par 5 with a green that is interestingly shaped. A good test of your putting skills.

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 05-15-2010 08:44 AM
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  18. Lions

    Two Newfoundlanders are drinking at a bar in Corner Brook.. Fred says, "Did you know that Lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night!" "Ah, ****." Says Jim. "I just joined the Kiwanis".

    Started by mpare‎, 05-09-2010 10:00 PM
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  19. Only a guy would do this...

    ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: > Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop > that sparked my interest. > The occasion was our 15th...

    Started by bobjones59‎, 04-23-2010 04:24 PM
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  20. If this doesn't make you laugh, you're not human... Man this brings me back... Been there, done that.

    Started by fundonny‎, 04-22-2010 07:12 PM
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  21. Bass Pro Shop

    Always liked this one. A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir....

    Started by bobjones59‎, 04-05-2010 11:19 AM
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  22. deep thoughts by jack handy Ah deep thoughts, they take me back to the days when SNL used to be funny. My favorite deep thought of all time is: I bet for an Indian, shooting an old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the...

    Started by nokids‎, 03-03-2010 01:22 PM
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  23. The Women's Tee

    The Women's Tee:redface:-)

    Started by mberube‎, 03-22-2010 12:32 PM
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  24. Keep the story going

    After this post, anyone wanting to continue the store must only post ONE WORD... Lets see where our minds take us on this journey... It all started one sunny friday morning when......

    Started by Drive4show‎, 06-17-2009 04:40 PM
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  25. The Date

    From this morning's Globe and Mail in the Social Studies section. Who knew the Globe could be so funny. ------------------ Undateable you Anne Coyle and Ellen Rakieten have published Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won’t Be Dating or Having Sex. An excerpt: “The guy...

    Started by mpare‎, 03-19-2010 10:34 AM
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  26. tiger woods jokes

    using chuck norris jokes as a template. ______________________________________________________ -according to wikipedia, the single greatest cause of land erosion is Tiger Woods' pitching wedge. -greenpeace has tried to assassinate Tiger Woods on many occasions; but Stevie...

    Started by nokids‎, 02-21-2010 05:03 PM
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  27. A Funeral

    A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She...

    Started by Colby‎, 02-04-2010 11:13 AM
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  28. A new proverb was just created!!

    "A Lion would never cheat on his wife... But a Tiger Wood."

    Started by mberube‎, 01-21-2010 09:25 AM
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  29. Anyone Feeling Brave?!?

    I dare you to share this with your wives........... Son asked his mother the following question: 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies: 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

    Started by Hacker‎, 01-15-2010 04:23 PM
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  30. Joke

    A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known lovers lane. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young...

    Started by Andy4Par‎, 12-20-2009 11:07 AM
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  31. 1959 vs 2009

    1959 vs 2009:-)

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 12-04-2009 07:02 PM
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  32. Questions about Canada

    Now that Vancouver is hosting the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked! Q: I...

    Started by Kilroy‎, 11-17-2009 01:33 PM
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  33. Smile leafs win the cup

    :-) Habs suck:

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 11-12-2009 10:35 PM
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  34. Swine Flu Scare

    Saw this on Facebook...too funny!

    Started by Andy4Par‎, 11-08-2009 08:47 AM
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  35. A Leaf's fan essential

    a must have for any leaf fan!

    Started by Mattchew‎, 10-28-2009 01:38 PM
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  36. Optimism vs Logic

    An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, 'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 30 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. 'So what do you think about that Doc?' The...

    Started by Indio‎, 10-22-2009 08:17 PM
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  37. Dear Mom

    A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Mum' With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling...

    Started by Indio‎, 09-09-2009 11:40 AM
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  38. funny response

    Started by sillywilly‎, 08-20-2009 11:40 AM
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  39. Ordering a Pizza in 2012

    sound needed... :lmfao

    Started by leafseh‎, 08-11-2009 12:43 PM
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  40. Follow up to the wedding dance entrance... Haha, knew it was coming!!!!!!! Hilarious again, and man, what a fastball at the end, the bride could be a major league pitcher.

    Started by fundonny‎, 08-03-2009 05:44 PM
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  41. Hitlers Reaction to Heatly Trade

    Someone just emailed me this and I thought it was hilarious.. Some bad language but overall good for a laugh..

    Started by Ginker‎, 07-15-2009 01:35 PM
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  42. Talking Straight to the point ?

    Wow , Maybe i'll take my vacation in Constance Bay :-)

    Started by Wilster‎, 07-05-2009 12:03 AM
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  43. Heineken Commercail

    I thought this was humourous enough to share. Gotta luv the differences between men and women:-)

    Started by NoBack‎, 06-26-2009 08:31 PM
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  44. Cool A little known fact .....

    A little known fact.... The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874 The first helmet was used in 1974. Sooooo, it took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

    Started by Indio‎, 05-22-2009 04:57 PM
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  45. Speak Clearly

    Must listen to this all the way to the end:

    Started by rezadue‎, 05-09-2009 10:01 PM
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  46. And then the fight started...

    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ---------- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3...

    Started by LobWedge‎, 04-02-2009 01:54 PM
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  47. golf lessons

    "sure the lessons are expensive, but he guarantees I'll be a subpar golfer"

    Started by al_wils‎, 04-29-2009 07:52 AM
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  48. Smile Thotho's new putter

    Thotho has designed a new putter:-) Now what name should he give it? The prothothotype? The PB The Microwave

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 04-07-2009 07:40 PM
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  49. The Office

    Did anyone else watch last night's episode? I'm still giggling over Dwights' knock-knock joke, and the stupid "Golden Ticket" promotion. I love the show, but that was one of the funniest episodes yet. :lmfao

    Started by LobWedge‎, 03-13-2009 12:43 PM
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  50. Talking Baconator and arteries

    Baconator and arteries

    Started by Chieflongtee‎, 02-27-2009 05:23 PM
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