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02-20-2008 12:56 PM #1
A Doctor Never Laughs
Scotty entered the Doctor's examination room and said to the Doc 'promiss me you won't laugh'
The Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' Scotty said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't
have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his
feet and regain his composure.
'I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor
and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?'
'It's swollen,' Scotty replied.Proud member of the 2009 OG/TGN Ryder Cup Champions
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02-20-2008 01:51 PM #2
could we change the name of the person in this joke :-|
Scott - Golf...Fail.
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02-20-2008 01:55 PM #3
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02-20-2008 02:32 PM #4
Hey!!
I'm a grower not a shower OK!?!
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07-21-2008 10:18 PM #5
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07-22-2008 05:37 PM #6"So many moving parts. Your whole body's moving, and this ball is not moving. It's standing still, laughing at you." [B] Tiger Woods[/B]
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12-03-2008 10:31 PM #7
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LOL! Just made my day. . .
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