Your favourite Seinfeld moment

[fundonny]

Watching the Kenny Rogers chicken episode and laughing my butt off! Gotta be the top 5 of the series!!

[Kilroy]

Without a doubt it has to be "Shrinkage".

[jonf]

Impossible to pick, but lately I've been throwing "But I don't wanna be a pirate!" into a lot of conversations.

[jeffc]

The epsisode called "The Implant" with Teri Hatcher. Salbass, etc. It's like a sauna in here.

Kramer: Come on, what's wrong with my boys?
Jerry: Your boys should stay in their neighborhood

Elaine: I never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.
Jerry: A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don’t need legs. I have legs.

Double Dipping chips.

Joke for joke more came out of this episode than any other.

That's Gold Jerry! Gold!

[fundonny]

LOL, how in the heck do you throw that into a regular conversation????

[jonf]

LOL, how in the heck do you throw that into a regular conversation????

Haha. Well, I use the term 'regular' loosely. See, there was a protest at our school a few weeks ago (because there are always protests at our school because it's run by hippies). ANyway, a group of protesters were inexplicably dressed as pirates. So, clearly I felt the need to mock them with that line, so now it keeps getting repeated.

[Sensgirl]

All time for me was the Bubble Boy

[MusicMan]

kramer coffee episode for sure.

JACKIE: You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you
to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the
doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.
KRAMER: I guess I screwed up huh Jackie?
JACKIE: Your damn right you screwed up. Where the hell did you get that damm balm
anyway?
KRAMER: The Maestro.
JACKIE: The who? What are you talking about Maestro?
KRAMER: My friend he's a conductor.
JACKIE: Oh oh oh, so a Maestro tells you to put a balm on and you do it?
KRAMER: Well my stomach was burning.
JACKIE: I tell you what this is. This is a public humiliation.
KRAMER: Well I didn't know the balm was gonna work.
JACKIE: Do you know what a balm is? Have you ever seen a balm? Didn't you read
the instructions?
KRAMER: Well I ...
JACKIE: (interrupts) No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable.

[rezadue]

The "Mater of my domain episode". In particular the scene when all of them are sleeping soundly except for Jerry, becasue they have all "helped" themselves... Classic.

[sillywilly]

my fav part was when that stupid show got canceled... no show has come close to what dallas was for me JR EWING RULES!

[Andy4Par]

The "Mater of my domain episode". In particular the scene when all of them are sleeping soundly except for Jerry, becasue they have all "helped" themselves... Classic.

When Kramer came into the coffee shop, slammed his bet money on the table and shouted "I'm out". Priceless!!

[fundonny]

Hilarious! But it was in Jerry's apartment (they were looking at the naked woman in the apartment across the street)

When Kramer came into the coffee shop, slammed his bet money on the table and shouted "I'm out". Priceless!!

[Andy4Par]

Yeah, its been so long since I saw it I forget some off the details. The cast looked like they were all holding themselves from breaking up. Very funny.

[fundonny]

Did you see the out-takes they showed in the final episode? When Kramer turned his apartment into a cigar smoking place and said "don't look me, i'm hideous", and Jerry couldn't stop laughing. I was crying!!!!!!!!!!!

[rezadue]

Another great moment.

Did you see the out-takes they showed in the final episode? When Kramer turned his apartment into a cigar smoking place and said "don't look me, i'm hideous", and Jerry couldn't stop laughing. I was crying!!!!!!!!!!!

[sensfan63]

Did you see the out-takes they showed in the final episode? When Kramer turned his apartment into a cigar smoking place and said "don't look me, i'm hideous", and Jerry couldn't stop laughing. I was crying!!!!!!!!!!!

That one for sure....AND

Kramer: "I didn't know it was possible to come out of a coma!"
Jerry: "I didn't know ii was possible not to know that." (Bonus points if you can name the movie Kramer was watching.) AND

Jerry: "Why would they want to screw with my head?"
Kramer: "Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I DON'T KNOW!"

[sillywilly]

Someone (not me) should start a Seinfeld triva thread...

[Golfer_Gofer]

its simple for me.

Jerry comes back into his apartment - George is laying on the floor with his pants around his ankles and jerry says in all his glory

"And you want to be my latex salesman"

[fundonny]

HAHAHHA, this one is on right now on Tropicana (619 on Bell Express-Vu)!!!!!!!!!!!

That one for sure....AND

Kramer: "I didn't know it was possible to come out of a coma!"
Jerry: "I didn't know ii was possible not to know that." (Bonus points if you can name the movie Kramer was watching.) AND

Jerry: "Why would they want to screw with my head?"
Kramer: "Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I DON'T KNOW!"

[Marcos]

For us its the episode of George and Loyd Braun selling computers in Franks garage.
Wanna buy a computer?No why not?Plus Georges mom yelling in the background;Your not getting my Water Pick.So many to choose from,we were lucky to see Gerry at the art centre a few years ago.We were in stiches from the start.

[Baxter]

when I turned the TV off because nothing else was on.....LOL