Twas the night before Christmas in the Ottawa Valley
Not a golfer was on the course, wailing away with a Cally

Dan Kilbank was snuggled by the fireplace
Wishing for gifts to help drives in the right place

Geoff Johnston was sitting and thinking away
“What can I trade my driver for today?”

Hacker was busy decking out the tree
Hoping for warm weather so he can hit the first tee

Indio was resting, his knee in a cast
Wishing he’d taken care of that knee in the past

Bugsy was laying down, she is tired
For looking after Indio, a nurse she should have hired

Big Mac was snoozing in his big comfy chair
Dreaming of Flordia and the sunny warm air

Jarred was busy strumming a tune
Praying a new girlfriend would be in the picture soon

Little Brit was baking cookies on the hot stove
Knowing soon she be laying in the sand on Bermuda cove

Lance Lepage was out, still shopping with this wife
He told her “Please Honey, do not buy me a 2 iron AKA butter knife”

Sillywilly was…………………………………..
Well what can you say about Sillywilly?

Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good Night
Just a few more hours and Santa will be in sight
HO HO HO
Merry Christmas to all the forum members & your families
from
The Golfbum