Trouble

[The Saint]

One fine day, Dan and Steve are out golfing. Dan slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 7-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. The brush is quite thick, but Dan searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact a 7-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.

Dan excitedly calls out to his golfing partner: "Hey Stevie, come here; I've got some trouble down here."

Steve comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out: "What's the matter Dan? Everything OK?"

Dan shouts back in a nervous voice: "You'd better throw me my 8-iron! I doesn't look like I'll get out of here with a 7."

[manitoulin]

Guy dies and nobody cares, he should have taken a drop.