A husband and wife had entered a golf contest, the object was each would alternately hit the ball.
The husband teed off with a mighty drive just short of the green on the par four first hole. As his wife stepped up, he said, "Don't worry honey, just chip it anywhere on to the green."
His wife hit the ball with a mighty whack, and drove it 120 yards beyond the green. The husband said, "That's all right, I can get it onto the green from there." And he chipped to ball within 5 feet of the cup. As the wife approached the ball, the husband said, "Just tap it very lightly toward the hole."
His wife smacked the ball to the very edge of the green.
The husband stepped up, and holed the putt.
As they walked to the next tee, the husband remarked, "I think we can do a little better than a 5 on the next hole".
The wife glared at him, "Yah, get it together, only 2 of those strokes were mine!".