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  1. 06-25-2005 12:09 PM #1
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    Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't:

    10. I bent my shaft!
    9. After 18 holes I can barely walk
    8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
    7. Look at the size of his putter
    6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
    5. Mind if I join your threesome?
    4. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first
    3. My hands are so sweaty, I can't get a good grip
    2. Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired
    And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:
    1. My wife kisses my balls for luck.
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    Move your bag,so i dont brush it with my shaft
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  3. 09-06-2005 02:42 PM #3
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    how about "he put his balls in the mircowave and then rubbed baby oil all over them"
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  4. 09-06-2005 03:01 PM #4
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    Ouch.
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  5. 09-09-2005 09:05 AM #5
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    That was really funnny!!!
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