A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly the wife collapses from a heart attack! 'Help me dear,' she groans to her husband. The husband runs off to find a doctor, and soon returns, picks up his putter, and lines up his shot. His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. 'I'm dying over here and you're putting!?!'
'Don't worry dear', says the husband calmly. 'I found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you'.
'Well how long will it take for him to get here', she asks feebly?
'No time at all', says her husband, practicing his stroke. 'Everybody's already agreed to let him play through'!