Three men who had been avid golfers all their lives, were at the gates of heaven. St. Peter told them that past the gates of heaven was the greatest golf course ever created. He also said that you would be given a set of golf clubs based on how faithful you had been in your life. The first man went to St. Peter and admitted that he had cheated on his wife twice. St. Peter said that it was a bad thing that he did, so he gave him a middle of the line set of clubs.
The next man went before St. Peter and admitted that he had cheated on his wife once. St. Peter said that it was a bad thing that he did, but since he only did it once, he gave him a decent set of clubs. The third man went to St. Peter and said that he had never cheated on his wife, so St. Peter gave him a set of Big Bertha oversized clubs and irons.
A few days later the first two men were teeing off on the first hole and they saw the third man with his Big Bertha clubs, sitting on the side of the fairway crying. "You got the best set of clubs. What are you crying about?" one of the men asked.
"Well, I just saw my wife coming off of the 18th green and all that she was carrying was a 7 iron and a putter," the man replied.