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06-25-2005 10:48 AM #1
Golfer - Caddy Quips
Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."
Caddy: "I don't think you could keep your head down that long."
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world!"
Caddy: "I doubt it, that would be too much of a coincidence"
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."
Golfer: "This is the worst golf course I've every played on!"
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course, sir! We left that an hour ago!"
Golfer: " Well, Caddy, How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer Golf."
Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!"
Caddy: "I didn't realize you have played before, sir."
Golfer: " Caddy, do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Oh yes sir! You missed the ball much closer than you used to."
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, Caddy. It's distracting!"
Caddy: "This isn't a watch, sir, it a compass!"
Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a crime any day of the week!"
Golfer: "This golf is a funny game."
Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, Caddy. It looks far too old."
Caddy: "It's a long time since we started, sir."
Golfer: "That's good for one long drive and a putt."
Caddy (after ball travels only one meter): "An now for one hell of a putt."
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06-27-2005 01:20 PM #2
This is some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen..... Classic!
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07-07-2005 07:01 PM #3
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that's good....lol
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08-11-2005 01:35 PM #4
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Funny stuff
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08-23-2005 01:01 PM #5Ty WebbGuest
You forgot the ever popular "who's your caddy?"
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