How honest are you?

[NoBack]

The topic is like the heat of last fews days.........overcooked!!!

[Gary Hill]

OKAY !! OKAY!! YOU WIN!!!

Here are my proposed changes:

Abnormal Ground Conditions - Fairways, teeing grounds, and putting greens MUST be artificially surfaced.
Any lie that is not "FUN" will be considered abnormal. NO blemishes are allowed.
If the player is still not happy with his lie, he may move it to anyplace where he will have more "FUN".

Impediments - The word "Loose" shall be dropped. ANYTHING in the player's way shall be considered no "FUN".
Trees and other objects are prohibited; Especially on the corners of dog-legs.
If a player is not happy with his line of play, he may move his ball to anyplace where he will have more "FUN".

Advice- If a player notices a particularly good shot, he may immediately ask that player what club he uses.
This will guarantee the player an equally good result and thus more "FUN".

Bunkers - Bunkers shall be referred to as "mistakes of surface" instead of "hazards".
If a player is not happy with his lie in a bunker, he may move his ball to anyplace where he will have more" FUN".

Lost Ball - No ball shall be considered "lost". It is just "omitted from memory".
The player shall proceed from the place he considers the most "FUN".

Clubs - Any implement that the player considers more "FUN" may be used to hit the ball.

The Putting Green - Any putt considered to be a "FUN" distance is a gimmie.

Water Hazards - All water hazards shall be considered casual water. Water is no "FUN" on a golf course.

Scorecards - Scorecards shall not record players strokes.
The more "FUN" you have, the lower the number you may enter.

Professional golfers are banned from using "our" rules.
Any rule deemed to be no "FUN" shall immediately be transferred to the professional rules.

Any practicing, thinking, effort, or other acts not considered "FUN" shall be prohibited.

[Kilroy]

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Gawd thats funny stuff Gary!

As long as we don't have fun it sounds like golf to me

[NoBack]

Gary..............you did forget to mention that if the beverage cart has NO lids to give you for every beer bought, they would have to give you an extra beer in case of spilage and thus creating even more FUN!!!

[chad]

Gary,

No one seems to like your rules!! When you read the begining of this forum it seeems like your set of "new rules" would be accepted but there hasn't been any interest!

Weird!!!