A few choice Dave Feherty quotes are below. If you watch golf on TV, he's often an announcer with a distinct Northern Ireland accent and a colorful way of putting things, . . . so to speak.


Feherty Quotes:


"Fortunately, Rory McIlroy is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body."


"That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon."



Jim Furyk's swing "looks like an octopus falling out of a tree."



"That was a great shot - if they'd have put the pin there today."


"Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff."


"That green appears smaller than a Pygmie's nipple".