Fourguys have been going on the same golf trip for many years. This year,
Ralph'swife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Andthus he calls his buddies and tells them the bad news.

Twodays later, the 3 other guys arrive at the resort to begin their
yearlygolf getaway. And of all things, they find Ralph sitting there with
hisclubs already set up on his cart. "Dang Ralphie boy, how did you talk
yourmissus into letting you go?"

"Well,yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading "Fifty Shades Of
Gray,"she pulled me into our bedroom. On the bed she had handcuffs and
ropes
Shetold me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did." Then she said,"Do
whateveryou want."

So,Here I am