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  1. 05-10-2012 07:57 AM #1
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    You know you play too much golf when...

    I was at a funeral yesterday. After the service we went to a restaurant with family and friends. Dinner, wine, we had a good time. At the end of the night we all said our goodbyes, I was shaking hands with one of the guys and I told him "good game".

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  2. 05-10-2012 08:16 AM #2
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    At least you were not looking at his plate at the end of his meal and with a little food left and said "That's good"
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    Quote Originally Posted by leftylucas View Post
    at least you were not looking at his plate at the end of his meal and with a little food left and said "that's good"
    lol !
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    Pablo, you are indeed a pure golf nut !!! I did the same thing at my good friends funeral a few years ago. Right after, I told my wife I needed to unwind and get all the stress out and what better way than go play 18 at Chateau Cartier !!! I also took the afternoon off work so dont tell my boss.
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  5. 05-10-2012 12:27 PM #5
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    When I get up in the morning and my wife asks "what time are you going to work?" and if I don't go to the golf course she thinks I'm sick. I guess she thinks I work at the golf course
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  6. 05-10-2012 12:43 PM #6
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    You do work there, don't you? And it's a labour of love.

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    When I get up in the morning and my wife asks "what time are you going to work?" and if I don't go to the golf course she thinks I'm sick. I guess she thinks I work at the golf course
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  7. 05-10-2012 03:01 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by leftylucas View Post
    At least you were not looking at his plate at the end of his meal and with a little food left and said "That's good"
    or his wife, gimme?
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    At which point you would either be out of bounds or have demonstrated conduct unbecoming for which you could be DQ'd.

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    or his wife, gimme?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpare View Post
    At which point you would either be out of bounds or have demonstrated conduct unbecoming for which you could be DQ'd.
    Tiger never got dq'd for this!
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    Really? I thought he was chased off the course... With a 6 iron. That, and the settlement is some serious DQ right there.
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  11. 05-10-2012 05:56 PM #11
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    Sure, I meant no PGA officials had the guts to dq him, it was his woman!
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