KICK-ASS/DUMB-ASS Logo Golf Shirts

[il-terrifico]

As seen on Ebay. Local guys now selling the shirt that tells everybody all they need to know about your game.

The Pitch

Are you planning on playing a little Kick-Ass Golf this spring? A little Dumb-Ass creeping into your game or the game your buddies are playing?

Make your golf wear all about the guy swinging the clubs, not the guy who overcharged you for them!

Let’s face it, a pro could probably take you clubs out to the course and put up a 70 without breaking a sweat. And a newbie might grab these same weapons and be lucky to break 200. So why plaster your club manufacturer’s logo or something else irrelevant on your golf wear? When it comes to your golf game, you’re the straw that stirs the drink. Sure the pros flog logos, BECAUSE THEY GET MONEY TO DO IT!

This golf gear is all about the person inside. Do you punk it big time off the tee? Are you the guy who carries 200+ of water and hits the postage stamp green after your other best ball partners froze under the spotlight? Swept your flight at the club championships? Or just think laying up is for wimps? Wear it proudly...............you’re playin’ KICK-ASS GOLF!!!!!

Or maybe too casual on the near-gimmees cost you the round of your life? Tried to chip one over your wife instead of asking her to move?. Fourteen greens in
regulation but nine three putts? More likely to try for that two foot gap between the trees than to shoot beside them to easy safety? Simply put...............you’re playin’ DUMB-ASS GOLF!!!!!

Shirts are a smart and durable cotton/polyester blend, with a big ass logo over your heart to tell the world all they need to know about your approach to the game. Available in black, blue and red, all with a stylish blue trim (see the pics).

We can even work in your company/club/personal logo over the right breast or on a sleeve if you/we have it digitized and you cover the extra costs.

Just $22.99 per + tax and you're ready to make a statement.
Wholesale orders and pricing available - because once you’re seen with the gear, your friends will want one too. And your neighborhood, and your town and.............

Coming soon......CRAZY-ASS Golf,SMART-ASS Golf and much, much more!

‘Because everybody has been a bit of an Ass out there at some point....’

[Golfer Girl]

I might be interested in getting a few of these. Where can I see them in person?

[il-terrifico]

We have some at Porter's House of Embroidery on Michael St., not far from the OC Transpo station on St. Laurent. Call ahead to 747-1927 to make sure that there is some in stock.