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" DEAR DIARY
Aug 12 Moved to our new home in Maine. Is is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. I love it here.

Oct 4: Maine is the most beautiful place on Earth. The leaves are turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful mountains and saw some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most wonderful animal on Earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.

Nov 11: Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.

Dec 2: It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snow ball fight (I won), and when the snow-plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Maine.

Dec 12: More snow last night. I love it. The snow-plow did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here.

Dec 19: More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I am exhausted from shoveling. ing snow-plow.

Dec 22: More of the white fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snow-plow hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling my driveway. A**!

Dec 25: Merry f***ing Christmas! More friggin snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-* who drives that snow-plow, I swear I'll kill the ***. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the f***ing ice.

Dec 27: More white s*** fell last night. Been inside for 3 days except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow-plow goes through every time. Can't go anywhere' car's stuck in a mountain of white s***. The weatherman says to expect another 10" of the s*** again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10" is?

Dec 28: The f***ing weatherman was wrong. We got 34" of that white s*** this time. At this rate, it won't melt before next summer. The snow-plow got stuck up the road and that *** came to the door and aske to borrow my shovel. After I told him that I had broken six shovels already shoveling all the s*** he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his f***ing head.

Jan 4: Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $3000 damage to the car. Those f***ing beasts should be killed. Wished the hunters had killed them all last November.

May 3: Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusting out from that f***ing salt that they put all over the road.

May 10: Moved to Georgia. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that god-forsaken State of Maine."