I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
And all the patients were out in the yard shouting, ' 13....13....13. '

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a
Little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see
What was going on.....

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting ' 14....14....14 ' ...