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    3 Iron donh is on a distinguished road donh's Avatar
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    Mark my words...

    Given that our man Tiger seems to have found himself another blond squeeze,

    I suspect that he may win Arnie's Invitational this coming week...

    He hasn't played well since he stopped playing around... so...

    What do you think?
    Thanks for the screen-time.

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    I say Tiger doesn't win anything this year.
    Al Gore didn't invent the internet, but he did invent global warming.

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    I second what Shivas Irons just said...but I don't hate Tiger.

    I second what Shivas Irons just said...but I don't hate Tiger.
    Obviously you're not a golfer.

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    Her father is the chairman of the Glasgow Rangers. Ugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donh View Post
    Given that our man Tiger seems to have found himself another blond squeeze,

    I suspect that he may win Arnie's Invitational this coming week...

    He hasn't played well since he stopped playing around... so...

    What do you think?
    I've got a good belief that he's been playing around since the day his wife/kids left him with an empty house!

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    spackler, her father is on the board of IMG, the guys that are agents for Tiger. I read it on Golf.com on the internet so it's got to be true.
    Obviously you're not a golfer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Break68 View Post
    spackler, her father is on the board of IMG, the guys that are agents for Tiger. I read it on Golf.com on the internet so it's got to be true.
    He's both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Break68 View Post
    I second what Shivas Irons just said...but I don't hate Tiger.
    I echo those sentiments...

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    Yikes

    Maybe Tiger needs another run at the laser eye surgery. They have a lot in common, she had a run in with the police as well. Nice mugshot
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    Quote Originally Posted by leftylucas View Post
    Maybe Tiger needs another run at the laser eye surgery.
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