An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. When he steps in, he can't believe his eyes. There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap, and a wall with a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in.

"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since my last confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."