Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to Ebay

[el tigre]

Here they are:

10> You won't go to estate auctions because they don't take PayPal.

9> Every time you go to the grocery store, you offer the
cashier one cent more for each item in the cart of the
person in front of you.

8> To cut costs, FedEx and UPS are considering relocating their
operations centers to your house.

7> You never go to the shopping mall without your
personalized "Items I'm Watching" post-it notes.

6> Your spouse is loving and caring but you decided to file for
divorce because you need the storage space.

5> You're the reason Ebay adopted the "No selling your
children's vital organs" policy.

4> You find yourself searching eBay auctions for milk, eggs and
bread.

3> When your wife agrees to have sex with you, you become
suspicious and ask how many other bidders there were.

2> Just ask your kids, eRay and eFaye.


and the Number 1 Sign You're Addicted to eBay...


1> After a particularly passionate night, you lean over and
whisper in your spouse's ear, "Excellent service, great
communication! Would recommend again! AAAA++++"

[faldo]

LOL & very, very accurate.

Sure glad we have no kids so #'s 5 and 2 won't happen!!

[fireice]

That's some funny stuff.
All are so true although my daughters names are Maya and Emma (wife wouldn't let me name them EMaya and EEmma)