This is your Captain speaking

[cleek]

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:



'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto .. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and....... OH, MY GOD !'

Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'



One Irish passenger yelled...

'For f*#k's sake ........ you should see the back of mine!!!'

[Hacker]

Rofl!!

[Golf DiVA]

hahaha... can't wait to share this one...lol