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05-18-2010 12:49 PM #1
Nine words women use
*** NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
*** (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up..
*** (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
*** (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
*** (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
*** (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
*** (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
*** (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
*** (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
*** (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.I got a fever. And the only prescription is more golf equipment.
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05-18-2010 02:00 PM #2
yep have heard all those used! Women are so much fun!
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06-01-2010 08:23 AM #3
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I amnot sure they see the humour in this, I just sent it to my girlfriend and she replied "if you think this is funny then that is fine, whatever
Lefty Lucas
I am abidextrous, I once golfed right-handed and now I shoot left-handed just as badly!
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06-05-2010 03:54 PM #4
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07-02-2010 09:15 PM #5
hahaha.... so true
"Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes"
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07-17-2010 07:00 AM #6
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intresting post,thanks
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