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  1. 04-13-2010 10:20 PM #1
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    Report: Woods' divorce imminent

    Golfer Tiger Woods and his estranged wife Elin Nordegren are making the finishing touches to their divorce, according to U.S. reports.

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  2. 04-13-2010 11:42 PM #2
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    Which may explain why Tiger was playing golf and not in rehab/counselling
    It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
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  3. 04-14-2010 01:07 AM #3
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    Lock up your daughters and local pancake waitresses, let the games begin, lol ....
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  4. 04-14-2010 06:14 AM #4
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    Tiger and Roethlisburger should hit the clubs together.
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  5. 04-14-2010 06:31 AM #5
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    Maybe the tablid press will finally have nothing to report on in a few months and we can just get back to golf and Gillette commercials again, I hate having my world all topsy turvey without Tiger.
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  6. 04-14-2010 09:41 AM #6
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    Probably the best thing for all involved, gotta feel for his kids though.
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  7. 04-14-2010 10:50 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivas Irons View Post
    Probably the best thing for all involved, gotta feel for his kids though.
    Absolutely,

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  8. 04-14-2010 11:50 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivas Irons View Post
    Probably the best thing for all involved, gotta feel for his kids though.
    Agreed!!
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  9. 04-14-2010 03:36 PM #9
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    Why feel bad for the kids?

    They are MUCH better off with the parents divorced and getting on with their lives than living in a sham marriage where they don't talk to each other, get into fights, etc.
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    Agreed J-Vince. However nothing better then two parents who love eachother. It's a shame he had it all and ** it away.
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  11. 04-14-2010 08:20 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by jvincent View Post
    Why feel bad for the kids?

    They are MUCH better off with the parents divorced and getting on with their lives than living in a sham marriage where they don't talk to each other, get into fights, etc.
    plus they will have both parents trying to buy them stuff to make them like them more... and its not poor people stuff like us (bike, xbox). i'm talking cars, trips, planes, boats...
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  12. 04-15-2010 06:06 AM #12
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    Your insights occasionally leave me shaking my head. This is one of those times.

    Quote Originally Posted by sillywilly View Post
    plus they will have both parents trying to buy them stuff to make them like them more... and its not poor people stuff like us (bike, xbox). i'm taking cars, trips, planes, boats...
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  13. 04-15-2010 07:03 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpare View Post
    Your insights occasionally leave me shaking my head. This is one of those times.
    they say money makes the world go round...
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  14. 04-15-2010 07:50 AM #14
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    The world already has its share of spoiled unhappy children, I have faith that she will ensure that the children come out of this happy and healthy.
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  15. 04-15-2010 09:06 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by sillywilly View Post
    they say money makes the world go round...
    They also say it's the root of all evil
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    Quote Originally Posted by goochy View Post
    They also say it's the root of all evil
    they also say it can't buy you happiness, though I would like to run a test case on this one.

    btw, I thought Progress was the root of all evil (according to L'il Abner anyways)
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    Woman are Evil and here's the mathematical proof

    We all know that: Women = Time x Money

    We also know: Time = Money

    Therfore: Women = Money x Money or Women = Money squared

    But: Money is the root of all evil so....

    QED Women = Evil

    (sorry to rehash an old math joke. It's easier when you can actually use math symbols but I'm too computer illiterate to do that )
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    Quote Originally Posted by goochy View Post
    Woman are Evil and here's the mathematical proof

    We all know that: Women = Time x Money

    We also know: Time = Money

    Therfore: Women = Money x Money or Women = Money squared

    But: Money is the root of all evil so....

    QED Women = Evil

    (sorry to rehash an old math joke. It's easier when you can actually use math symbols but I'm too computer illiterate to do that )

    first time i've heard it. i like it.
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