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    Golf Padawan nokids is on a distinguished road nokids's Avatar
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    my girlfriend caught me

    On most nights, my girlfriend and I sleep in separate rooms. She likes to have the tv on while she sleeps, i like quiet darkness. I snore, she doesn't share the bed; anyways you get the idea.

    The other day I took my Scotty Cameron SS Newport 2 with me to bed. I was feeling the shape of it in the dark. It was bonding time between me and my precious. I wanted to memorize every curve on that tool, become one with it.

    I began to fall asleep and put the putter next to me on the bed. My girlfriend came into my bedroom to tell me something and she flipped on the light and saw me sleeping next to my putter. She says: "You're sleeping with your golf clubs now? You're sick".

    I was going to say "Honey it's not what you think it is." But I dont think she would have understood. So i just went back to sleep with my putter.

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    wholeheartedly

    I WHOLEHEARTEDLY agree with your GF's assessment!!!

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    Golf Padawan nokids is on a distinguished road nokids's Avatar
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    at least i dont talk to my putter.

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    but

    But you caress it!!! Which is worse!

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    Golf Padawan nokids is on a distinguished road nokids's Avatar
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    i'm studying it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nokids View Post
    at least i dont talk to my putter.

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    it happens to the best of us..

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    That's just wrong, on soooo many levels

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    I fell asleep with my driver once...I prefer the fuller figure

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    Quote Originally Posted by goochy View Post
    I fell asleep with my driver once...I prefer the fuller figure
    ah yes, that volumptuous driver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nokids View Post
    On most nights, my girlfriend and I sleep in separate rooms. She likes to have the tv on while she sleeps, i like quiet darkness. I snore, she doesn't share the bed; anyways you get the idea. .
    That's why you have nokids.

    Quote Originally Posted by nokids View Post
    The other day I took my Scotty Cameron SS Newport 2 with me to bed. I was feeling the shape of it in the dark. It was bonding time between me and my precious. I wanted to memorize every curve on that tool, become one with it.

    I began to fall asleep and put the putter next to me on the bed. My girlfriend came into my bedroom to tell me something and she flipped on the light and saw me sleeping next to my putter. She says: "You're sleeping with your golf clubs now? You're sick".
    At least she didn't grab the driver, knock out your teeth, and chase you down the driveway with it, causing you to hit a fire hydrant and a tree...


    Or, did she?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharkshooter View Post
    At least she didn't grab the driver, knock out your teeth, and chase you down the driveway with it, causing you to hit a fire hydrant and a tree...

    Or, did she?
    no, my gf is not norwegian.
    You only get out of something what you put into it

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    She would have left you if she found you with this putter...
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    bwhaaha
    You only get out of something what you put into it

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    hahah.. epic!!!!

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    should have offered scotty dinner and a movie first!!

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    yo - no kids you're ** up! in a good way when i say this!
    hence that' s why there are no kids! - when u come home do u say - Luuucy I'm home? - (I love Lucy FYI)
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