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10-03-2009 08:47 AM #1
looking for a golf sponsor
I am a 23.3 handicap golfer looking for a long term contract from a golf comany to sponsor my golfing career.
I am ranked 2,100 on this forum, and the #1 spot is within striking distance.
I am clean cut, good looking guy, who will look good in your company's apparel.
I am bilingual and a good speaker who will say the right things during interviews.
I dont drink, smoke, do drugs; so your company, can save money on public relations firms.
I am currently a free agent, and await your offer.
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03-11-2010 10:06 AM #2
i'm still available.
sure my stock is worthless NOW, but that's the best time to buy.You only get out of something what you put into it
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03-11-2010 11:05 PM #3
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I would offer you 75 million over 5 years, but you didn't complete the following:
-Cheat on your wife with over 10 women
-Complete a full period in sexual rehab
Sorry, best of luck on your future endeavors,
PaddyPower.
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03-12-2010 08:37 AM #4
does cyber-cheating count?
You only get out of something what you put into it
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03-12-2010 09:28 AM #5
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03-12-2010 09:56 AM #6
I tell you what...
You seem pretty dedicated and you have lofty goals. I think you said you'd be down to scratch this season.
While I believe scratch is virtually impossible, perhaps with your dedication and Warren's coaching you may achieve a a modicum of success so I'll split the difference with you and offer you a sponsorship by way of a wager. Your current Hcp factor is 20.2 in our system over 20 rounds in 09. Half of that would be 10.1
Get your factor to 10.1 or less by Oct 30 2010 and I will Sponsor you a 2010 RM membership for 2011.
Here are my conditions should you decide to accept the challenge:- For the 2010 golf season you track your handicap here on our tracker. Please apply ESC when entering your scores.
- Enter ALL your scores between April 15 and Oct 30
- Play at least 20 games so your handicap rolls over at least once.
- Play by the rules to the best of your knowledge and ability - no mulligans and no toe wedges. Learn how to take correct relief.
Life dinnae come wit gimmies so yuv got nae chance o' gitt'n any from me.
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03-12-2010 11:03 AM #7
Oh snap!!!! No he di-int!!!
Dan, i accept this noble challenge. I hope to shatter the goal of 10.1 hc. My current hc of 20.2 is a legit number because i dont play with mulligans or gimmes. In fact, if I knew the rules better I'd probably have a better hc! OH BOY I"M PUMPED IT NOW!!!!
You only get out of something what you put into it
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03-12-2010 11:05 AM #8
It still hinges on me accepting your loss pledge.
Life dinnae come wit gimmies so yuv got nae chance o' gitt'n any from me.
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03-12-2010 11:11 AM #9
I used to detail cars as a hobby, maybe your mustang could use some loving:
Detailing the Interior
■ Carpets: vacuum, salt stains removed, shampoo carpets, dry with wet-vac and ShamWoW!, Scotchguard protetion.
■ Floor Mats: wash (water + shampoo), dry dry with wet-vac and ShamWoW!, Turtlewax shine (plastic mats only)
■ Windows/Mirrors/Sunroof: Stoner's Invisible glass
■ Dash/Trim/Plastic/AC vents: Aerospace 303
■ Seats: vacuum, Z-9, Z-10 on leather, Z-10 on leatherette
■ Trunk: vacuum
Detailing the Exterior
■ Meguiar's Gold Class Car Wash with microfiber sponge
■ Clay bar the exterior paint
■ Carnauba wax by hand; or
- Sealant using Zaino products (ZPC, ZFX+Z5, Z6) and Porter Cable 7424XP to combat/minimize/eliminate swirl marks
■ Windows/Mirrors/Sunroof: Stoner's Invisible glass
■ Wheels and exhaust polished with Mother's Aluminium Polish
(however many times needed to repay you if i lose)You only get out of something what you put into it
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03-12-2010 11:24 AM #10
One full Interior - Exterior detailing in spring 2011 will be perfect!
I'l have my camera ready!
You are on sir!Life dinnae come wit gimmies so yuv got nae chance o' gitt'n any from me.
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03-12-2010 12:03 PM #11
wow. i'm speechless.
Season starts April 15, 2010!
Thanks Dan!You only get out of something what you put into it
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03-12-2010 12:15 PM #12
Hey Dan,
I have a baby now.. can I have some sort of prize for keeping my handicap from going up??My name is Paul. And I'm a golfaholic.
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03-12-2010 12:56 PM #13
This is a wager. The kind I like to make. I am sure to win.
Life dinnae come wit gimmies so yuv got nae chance o' gitt'n any from me.
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03-12-2010 01:00 PM #14
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03-12-2010 01:02 PM #15
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Dan, your car is going to look really pretty next spring.
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03-12-2010 01:20 PM #16
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03-12-2010 01:22 PM #17
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03-12-2010 01:26 PM #18
I know they are not one in the same, but I saw on Fringe there was this cloning experiment that got way out of hand...
Life dinnae come wit gimmies so yuv got nae chance o' gitt'n any from me.
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03-12-2010 01:31 PM #19
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03-12-2010 01:34 PM #20
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03-12-2010 01:45 PM #21
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03-12-2010 02:31 PM #22
I am really rooting for ya nokids. If you win this you will definately deserve the prize. If it helps motivate you, that's great. Go man go!
Now that that's out of the way... I can revert to 100% trash talk and I am moving this to the Trash Talk thread accordingly.
10 strokes in one season. Good luck with that!
Life dinnae come wit gimmies so yuv got nae chance o' gitt'n any from me.
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03-12-2010 03:01 PM #23
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03-12-2010 07:21 PM #24
interesting ... will there be regular progress updates throughout the season.
Without risk there is no opportunity for glory
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03-12-2010 07:27 PM #25
Classic. nokids, just make sure you avoid any thread where sillywilly gives advice.
Not fat anymore. Need to get better at golf now!
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03-12-2010 08:16 PM #26
i'm going to play meadows 100 times. i will memorize every blade of grass, every dried up divot, every pile of pheasant poop on that course, and make dogmeat out of it.
i'll post scores and hc updates on my golf webpage. clicking on my signature (cheat sheet) will take you to that page.
i was thinking of hiring him as my media relations guy.You only get out of something what you put into it
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03-13-2010 07:46 PM #27
http://www.leclocher.com/private/golf#Putting
this little clip should make you tremble in your boots Dan.You only get out of something what you put into it
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03-13-2010 08:22 PM #28
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03-13-2010 10:42 PM #29
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03-14-2010 06:10 AM #30
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