Who Am I?

[Kilroy]

I invited myself to be Tiger Woods' pro-am partner for the Canadian Open. I break 90 sometimes, but my only par on this day was at the 18th. A big crowd turned out.

Here's how bad I was: I sliced into a bunker on the par-3 seventh hole, fluffed my first blast, then grounded my club in the sand (a penalty stroke) before hitting over the green into another bunker.

Do I pick up? No.

My next shot hits the lip, stays in the bunker, then I hit it long and over the green again, causing fans to dive out of the way.

Finally, I pick up ... after I step in Tiger's line for his birdie putt.

Later, I hit a television cameraman in the head with a shot.

Guess I should stick to politics. Who am I?

[em69]

Jean Chretien

[Kilroy]

Way too easy for this crowd :crying

[mr shank]

i wish teflon jean would stick to golf & quit politics!