clean bachelor party fun

[3Jack]

I have a friend's bachelor party coming up and am looking for suggestions regarding funny stuff we can do that's on the clean side of things... we're not going the stripper / humiliation route, so it does make it tough to come up with ideas.

If you have any suggestions, they would be greatly appreciated! I'm stumped!

[hoolio]

Have you considered.... Golf? I would suggest playing Cartier or Champlain, just in case you have a change of heart regarding helping out the working single mom's at Pink's.

[3Jack]

Have you considered.... Golf? I would suggest playing Cartier or Champlain, just in case you have a change of heart regarding helping out the working single mom's at Pink's.

We are of course playing golf... a lot of once or twice a year golfers in the group, booked in at Cascades.

[jonf]

go carts can be good, provided they are done before too much heavy drinking. Paintball's another good option...and probably even more fun after some drinking.

[3Jack]

Activity-wise I think we are covered... I re-read my initial post and realize I should have been more specific... I'm looking for jokes / funny things we can do to the groom (a very conservative guy), that won't involve a) shaving b) naked ladies c) degradation.

Believe me, I know this is difficult...

[sillywilly]

paintballing

[jonf]

Activity-wise I think we are covered... I re-read my initial post and realize I should have been more specific... I'm looking for jokes / funny things we can do to the groom (a very conservative guy), that won't involve a) shaving b) naked ladies c) degradation.

Believe me, I know this is difficult...

Not even *light* degradation?

[John]

First of all talk your buddy into taking his panties off and putting his game face on for a real bach party. There doesn't have to be humiliation involved. We took 15 guys went to Montreal for a night and tore it up. That city holds the keys to bachelor party dreams.

[leafseh]

Activity-wise I think we are covered... I re-read my initial post and realize I should have been more specific... I'm looking for jokes / funny things we can do to the groom (a very conservative guy), that won't involve a) shaving b) naked ladies c) degradation.

Believe me, I know this is difficult...

When you go golfing, tie a goat around his waist and make him walk with it for the full 18.

[Sakuraba]

I'm hitting Mont Tremblant HARD this weekend with a bunch of 20 somethings. Lord have mercy upon me. Hopefully I'll get most of my severe partying out of my system in time for Belleville?

[3Jack]

Not even *light* degradation?

I think a bit of good natured *light* degradation would be acceptable... lemme know what you're thinkin'.

[3Jack]

First of all talk your buddy into taking his panties off and putting his game face on for a real bach party. There doesn't have to be humiliation involved. We took 15 guys went to Montreal for a night and tore it up. That city holds the keys to bachelor party dreams.

I'd try, but knowing the guy for the past 20 years, he's not down with anything even slightly misogynistic. Well, maybe slightly, but he's not at all interested in anything that we might consider 'standard' bachelor party hi-jinx.

[3Jack]

When you go golfing, tie a goat around his waist and make him walk with it for the full 18.

I like this!

Now, where does one procure a goat - do I rent it? Buy it? I'd assume that I'd have to clear this with the course....

[jonf]

I think a bit of good natured *light* degradation would be acceptable... lemme know what you're thinkin'.

Well, i would say the easiest thing, which tends to result in an entire evening of laughs from all who come into contact with your party, is to dress him up in something embarassing. The specifics are up to you, and you can go absolutely anywhere your imagination allows, but might I suggest a baby outfit, as the groom seems to be a bit of a softie? Get him a bib, a pacifier, a bonnet, a diaper (can be designed to fit over full clothing) and a sippy cup (from which all drinks must be consumed).

Just have fun with it. You know better than us what his limits will be, and though you don't want to do anything that will make him uncomfortable, he will be more open to hijinx after a drink or two.

[Kilroy]

Comedy club for some laughs.

[spackler]

Staple him to a sheet of plywood and carry him around to different bars?

[3Jack]

Well, i would say the easiest thing, which tends to result in an entire evening of laughs from all who come into contact with your party, is to dress him up in something embarassing. The specifics are up to you, and you can go absolutely anywhere your imagination allows, but might I suggest a baby outfit, as the groom seems to be a bit of a softie? Get him a bib, a pacifier, a bonnet, a diaper (can be designed to fit over full clothing) and a sippy cup (from which all drinks must be consumed).

Just have fun with it. You know better than us what his limits will be, and though you don't want to do anything that will make him uncomfortable, he will be more open to hijinx after a drink or two.

Well done!

[hoolio]

Get him a bib, a pacifier, a bonnet, a diaper (can be designed to fit over full clothing) and a sippy cup (from which all drinks must be consumed).

With the exception of the pacifier, this seems like the perfect outfit/accessory combo for me to wear to the Ryder Cup event in Belleville. It has all the bases covered, thanks Jon.

[rezadue]

You could make him wear a dress and go bar hopping?

[Fallys0820]

I ended up being dressed up quite embarrassingly, but it was all in good fun. The boys stopped by the Value Village and picked up some gear. The most embarrassing part of it was the grass skirt they bought for me fit the waist of a 12 year old, yet the packaging said "One size fits all"...

Cheap and good times.

Fally
aka Scott

[Fallys0820]

Oh, and if you do go out to a pub/bar or the like, you can make a list of "dares". If they are not completed by a certain time, there are penalties - shots.